Bad Stock Art

Look, people…. it’s not that we WANT to keep posting semi-nude Hooters girls trying to be sexy models – it’s that WE HAVE TO. If I have to look at them, you have to look at them. I’m at work, see? I’m not at home, enjoying my Hooters Girl Calendar in the privacy of my creepy computer room in the basement. I’m trying to find images for advertising for clients OTHER THAN HOOTERS while my boss is in the room. Is anyone else annoyed yet?

So, you want the focal point to be my stool, right?

And another classic example of the pervy photographer convincing eager models that this image will definitely make them a star!!!!

How can I possibly use this image???? Tell me, I'm asking.