Searched for: athlete stretching
January 10th, 2011 by badstockartSearched for: female athlete
January 4th, 2011 by badstockartSearched: old person crying (guest blog)
December 10th, 2010 by badstockartIn my first inaugural cross-contaminated guest blog, we hear from Dr. Faust, blogger over at The Lamest (who said I wasn’t interactive!!). He did all the work on this one, so you can thank him. Take it away!
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This stock photo isn’t using a fish-eye lens for effect, this is an actual photo of a crystal ball which shows how we’ll deal with the large aging population in the future. It makes sense really, at diaper time you can kill two birds with one stone and a kids ability to watch hours of teletubbies means they can put up with grannies long-winded tales about entertaining troupes wearing only a full body petticoat.
Searched for: male arms reaching out
December 4th, 2010 by badstockartYep. He’s reaching out to his old metallic balls. No, really, that’s what this image is called. Okay, technically it’s called, “Elderly man holding two metal balls”, but let’s not split hairs here. Speaking of hair, this guy’s breast fuzz won’t stop staring at me.
Searched for: pregnant + red (reader submitted) NSFW
November 12th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: crime
November 5th, 2010 by badstockartThis image tells me two things: 1) my paid image subscription is full of photos from 1988 and 2) when whole families wear nothing but denim, their money should be immediately confiscated so they will stop offending society. Also, I love how the children are ready to rip this guy a new ass.
Searched for: surprised adult (pt3)
October 22nd, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: surprised adult
October 18th, 2010 by badstockartmale screaming (pt2)
October 18th, 2010 by badstockartThere is nothing more amusing than covering innocent child professionals with disgusting gnarly insects. Tragically, this photographer bypassed the amusement, and hours of mantis wrangling, and opted for the patented photoshop insert and guaranteed fail.
Searched for: male screaming
October 15th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: young lawyer (reader submitted)
October 8th, 2010 by badstockartAhhh, this reminds me of one of my favorite posts that I had to take down. The title of this illustration is “Where are my keys”. And to be fair, it’s a very decent illustration. Sadly, it will never be used anywhere, except for on some dude’s bachelor party invitations.
Thanks to @hechanova for this asshole.
Searched for: businessman
September 13th, 2010 by badstockart“Think about the world. No, YOU think about the world. WE OWN IT!!!!!!! Hahahaaaaa!!!!”
I think this would be a great image for a caption contest. If anyone is reading this blog, feel free to post your own hilarious caption for this image. The winner will receive self-actualization and laughs produced dirt cheap by our 3rd world labor team.
Searched for: gas mask (pt2) (reader submitted)
August 23rd, 2010 by badstockartThe image title is, ahem, “stock-photo-two-young-women-wear-gas-masks-connected-to-each-other-for-a-unique-photograph”. I smell a Lifetime original movie. Or maybe I just smell someone else’s breath attached to my face by a hose. Maybe Lifetime will sponsor the Human Centipede sequel.
Searched for: gas mask (reader submitted)
August 21st, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: surprised businessman (redeux)
July 30th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: blue collar worker (pt4)
July 22nd, 2010 by badstockartUm, can you at least throw a tarp down before you cut off your own head? It’s just common decency.
Searched for: blue collar worker (pt3)
July 21st, 2010 by badstockartThe photographer has prudently depicted a timeless classic: the business casual ladies spank fight. It’s a scene we’ve all witnessed at the office before, and FINALLY, for a nominal licensing fee, advertisers can use this image to sell products of all kinds to needy children near and far. Or just laugh at how stupid it is.

































