Searched for: boxing (pt5)
March 29th, 2010 by badstockartBoxing takes a twisted, yet sexy, turn into the mad desires of this old freak. Or maybe the desires of his old lady who made him strut his limber stuff on her best florals with her best creepy dolls and persian cat (doll?).
Searched for: boxing (pt 4)
March 29th, 2010 by badstockartAS we ramble down the lonely path to dementia, we see this blonde lady from the 90s poised to pummel her ex husband. Sadly, the photographer didn’t even attempt to adjust the white balance and it’s not 1990. Or perhaps the extreme pink is some kinda hack artistic statement. That statement is, “I am not artistic nor a photographer”.
Searched for: boxing (pt3)
March 28th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: boxing (pt2)
March 28th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: gathering (reader submitted)
March 27th, 2010 by badstockartgathering… gathering… what are we gathering here? muscle mass? stereotypes? hipster paraphernalia?
thanks to Chris – whose indie pop band can be heard here: ScreamingMaldini.com - for this imaginative scene.
Searched for: boxing
March 27th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: child close-up (pt2)
March 26th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: child close-up
March 25th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: celebration (reader submitted)
March 24th, 2010 by badstockartWell this ingenious form of human expression certainly is cause for celebration. This “photographer” entitled this rights-managed photo, “Boobs and Beer” – in case you weren’t sure of the content. I don’t know, I might have called it, “Elbows and Table” but, what the fuck do I know about photography. (mind you, rights-managed photography that prints in an ad ranges in price from about $500-$4000 USD)
This hilarity was provided by @victoriaosborne – thank you, victoria. We needed a good celebration.
Searched for: open oven (reader submitted)
March 23rd, 2010 by badstockartThis reader-submitted image caused me to forcibly lol. I don’t know what I love more: the overwhelming plastic-on-plastic-plus-veggies sexual tension, or the years of deadly serious emotion on his face underneath that glorious glam rock mullet.
Much thanks to AWESOME ANONYMOUS FAN for this beauty.
Searched for: bad (reader submitted)
March 23rd, 2010 by badstockartOne of our intensely loyal fans searched for “bad” – which resulted in this clown. Not without irony, the clown IS actually bad. Even as far as clowns go. I mean, in what ad does one place a lounging clown creep wearing a Pickelhaube? I suppose if we were selling John Wayne Gacy whoopie cushions…
thanks @ Static for this one.
Searched for: British
March 22nd, 2010 by badstockartThis one goes out to our recent influx of fans from the UK… Welcome berks and slags from merry olde England: land of smokey hallucinations and greed! (according to the stock photography sites, anyway)
…in fact, currency-obsessed Britain couldn’t possibly be described in just one photo.
P.S. sorry if “berks” and “slags” is offensive … I’m American! I’m intrinsically offensive and have no idea what words mean!!
Searched for: hand (pt 5)
March 22nd, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: hand (pt 4)
March 19th, 2010 by badstockartUm, I could start a new blog called “Bad stock photos of hands”. Because there are 90 million stupid/useless* photo results for this inspired subject matter. If anyone ever sees a dude in his tighty whiteys hitch-hiking in front of the portrait backdrop at Wal-Mart – DO NOT pick him up. He’s completely nuts. Ha! I said nuts.
* I just decided that I will coin the term, “stupless”. Or maybe “uselid”. “Stupidless”? I’ll stop now.
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Searched for: hand (pt 3)
March 19th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: hand (pt 2)
March 18th, 2010 by badstockartHey, remember when we were allowed to use NFL copyrighted logos and apparel in whatever way you feel like without consent of the NFL? Yeah, me neither, because you were never allowed. Not even in the 80s when this shot was taken. Nice shades, asshole.
Searched for: hand
March 18th, 2010 by badstockartEXPLODING INTERNET WORLD WIDE WEB HAND!!! When God uses the WWW, you will know that shit, bitch!!!!!! And on the 7th day He pointed and clicked!!!!! Also, what’s with the break dancing kicking businessmen? It’s probably some crap head who spent WEEKS creating them in a 3D program and now includes them in every stupid image composition he makes thereafter. Don’t believe me? See the next image.
…told you I’d make a believer out of you. YOU!!!!
Searched for: house close-up (pt 3)
March 15th, 2010 by badstockartAlice in garbage-land? It is mighty sad and astonishing the number of undoubtedly male photographers who get off by supplying models with t&a revealing wardrobes – whether or not it has anything to do with the subject matter. And what is the subject of this shot anyway? Burning trash? Is the whole house burnt down? Where’s the Cheshire Cat?

We're shooting for a new magazine, "My Nonsense Fantasies". Should be on bottom shelves in 7-11 by next year.
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