Bad Stock Art

Sorry ITT tech, we don’t want your student work. Thanks anyway.

Surprise! Nobody wants me!

“Well, the spreadsheet macros are enabled … let’s see here… let me just put my hoof down my pants and … YEP! There it goes. I fixed it.”

What the buck were they thinking?

Just makes you want to say “ahhh”, doesn’t it?

Is there a doctor in the house? No, she'll do just fine...

This reminds me of those silly Burger King commercials, where the jovial king galavants around spreading burger fun to males aged 18-34. Only, in this commercial, the King is about to have it his way with the baby he chained up in the basement. Also, technically, the photographer does make me feel outrage.

Where's Dateline NBC's Chris Hanson when you need him...

Ah yes, and who wouldn’t want to rip capitalism in their advertising. You know, advertising products and services to create capital. Animal Farm anyone?

Does this swine flu mask make me look creepy?

Is that Angela from The Office? Man, did her career explode. You could almost say her career is on fire.

Even the hottest stars have to start somewhere.

That’s a wrap! Great performance, everyone. Thanks for your dedication and hard work in really nailing this elusive emotion. Fortunately, the clown make-up and the little kid punching your face really helped us get into the character. Totally realistic.

Surprise! Child punches hurt the most!

Yes, the magic of photoshop. I’d also like to point out that he has very clean ears.

Surprise! No one's buying it.

Awwww, there’s nothing more charming than a tender moment before a sexy battle royale cage match.

The safe word is: Leatherface

Do I even have to comment on this one? You guys are smart, you’ll think of something.

We didn't order mutton chops!!