Superbowl

January 30th, 2012 by badstockart

Get it? It’s a pig kicking around a pigskin. You know, the flesh of his mother or best friend wrapped around a ball. FUN!

Superbowl pig stock photography

Touchdown!

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obese child

January 25th, 2012 by badstockart

Is this kid praising Jesus or summoning his flying animatronic friends to come feast on the living?

Stock photo of fat baby

Come brothers! Let us devour the fat ones first!

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determined woman (pt 3)

January 23rd, 2012 by badstockart

The stupidity of this stock photo speaks for itself. But not for long.

Crazy scissor lady

Cut. It. Out. No don't. Really, don't.

 

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comforting mother

January 16th, 2012 by badstockart

Not much is more comforting than the warm embrace of a clown.

Mommy clown scares boy

Mommy the other clowns said they eat bad little boys. You won't eat me, will you, Mom? Mom?

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Searched for: determined woman pt 2

January 13th, 2012 by badstockart

The title of this is “young woman accepts medicine”. I’m going to go ahead and assume that the medicine is Rohypnol and the photographer is the doctor.

Mummy bite

Mummy want meds! Rrraaaaghhhh!


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Searched for: determined woman

January 11th, 2012 by badstockart

Women are made to look like idiots. A lot. It’s kind of the hallmark of advertising. You’d think that would make this image useful. It doesn’t.

Iron Woman

Iron Woman

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Searched for: diversity

December 8th, 2011 by badstockart

My favorite stock photography site claims this is a mixed-race father and daughter. This may well be true, in which case, bless you and your diverse genetic beauty. But, could you put some shirts on and stop having face sex with the camera? Thanks.

Creepy Dad

Creepy smile for Daddy. Gross.

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Searched for: business owner (reader submitted)

December 2nd, 2011 by badstockart

Technically, the photography isn’t bad – they did a pretty good job with the whole miniature set thing. Her giant head and tiny legs just creeps me the hell out. Also creepy: photographers making children cry for their shot.

Creepy baby midget business

Don't cry kid... you only have to work until you're dead.

Thanks to Elyse M. for this creepy little worker bee.

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Searched for: thanksgiving

November 23rd, 2011 by badstockart

This is such a typical distortion of history by the Man: pilgrims didn’t have cell phones!

Blacksploitation Pilgrim

What do you mean they killed all the indians??

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Searched for: women struggling

November 4th, 2011 by badstockart

Women sure are struggling. If stock photos (and most advertising) is to be believed, most women are seconds away from madness. Sexy, sexy madness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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