February 23rd, 2010 by badstockart
This reminds me of those silly Burger King commercials, where the jovial king galavants around spreading burger fun to males aged 18-34. Only, in this commercial, the King is about to have it his way with the baby he chained up in the basement. Also, technically, the photographer does make me feel outrage.

Where's Dateline NBC's Chris Hanson when you need him...
Tags: burger king creep
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February 22nd, 2010 by badstockart
Ah yes, and who wouldn’t want to rip capitalism in their advertising. You know, advertising products and services to create capital. Animal Farm anyone?

Does this swine flu mask make me look creepy?
Tags: Pig lady waits patiently
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February 22nd, 2010 by badstockart
Is that Angela from The Office? Man, did her career explode. You could almost say her career is on fire.

Even the hottest stars have to start somewhere.
Tags: Angela from the Office in flames
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February 21st, 2010 by badstockart
That’s a wrap! Great performance, everyone. Thanks for your dedication and hard work in really nailing this elusive emotion. Fortunately, the clown make-up and the little kid punching your face really helped us get into the character. Totally realistic.

Surprise! Child punches hurt the most!
Tags: Nonsense photo with bad acting and parent abuse
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February 20th, 2010 by badstockart
Yes, the magic of photoshop. I’d also like to point out that he has very clean ears.

Surprise! No one's buying it.
Tags: In one ear, out the other
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February 19th, 2010 by badstockart
Awwww, there’s nothing more charming than a tender moment before a sexy battle royale cage match.

The safe word is: Leatherface
Tags: Kinky wrestlers
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February 19th, 2010 by badstockart
Do I even have to comment on this one? You guys are smart, you’ll think of something.

We didn't order mutton chops!!
Tags: Germans are crazy
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February 19th, 2010 by badstockart
Well, there you go. This, admittedly, looks like a genuine piece of fine art – sculpture. But, I have exactly no way of communicating anything through this image. When this communicates a message, it says, “I’m going to lick the skin off your skull, and display it on my coffee table…. bitch.”

MOMA called, they want their lady skull back.
Tags: creepy sculpture pushes your product
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February 18th, 2010 by badstockart
Egghead Barbie… She comes with an egg on her head and no clothes or accessories. I wonder if that other lady bit off her real head. I also wonder if she just came out of a chicken’s anus.

Like OMG, I just got laid!
Tags: Egghead Barbie
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February 18th, 2010 by badstockart
“AAAAAAAAAHAhahahahahaaa!” That was my first reaction at seeing this shot. Then, after I took some deep breaths and zanax, I drew my eyes to the image again…. HAHAAHAHAHA. Look at his, “Zoiks! Let’s get out of here!” pose. WAHhahaahahahaha.

Ken gives some head.
Tags: Ken gives some head
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