Searched for: disabled adult (pt3)
May 17th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: disabled adult (pt2)
May 14th, 2010 by badstockartWOW. This really isn’t a competition, but this is THE WORST STOCK IMAGE OF ALL TIME. “The Nothing People”???? WTF?? This is a superb indie rock album cover, but a HORRIBLE illustration. The title the “artist” gave to this illustration is “pen and ink drawing of blind people”. Really? You think these are blind people, really? Blinded by nothingness! Blinded by Zero! What a pile of shit.
Oh, another BIG THANKS to @pagalina for referring me to the search term ‘disabled adult’ … it has turned out to be a gold mine of horrific nonsense. Go ahead, see for yourself…
Searched for: disabled adult (reader submitted)
May 13th, 2010 by badstockartWell somebody’s about to get disabled! American Psycho style!
big thanks to @pagalina for keeping my blog going while I space out.
Searched for: nurse (pt4)
May 12th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: nurse (pt3)
May 8th, 2010 by badstockartI have no idea why this photographer is being so dramatic. Is this supposed to scare us from getting our prostates checked? I just keep hearing the “Duh Duh Dunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!” music playing, you know, like in that viral dramatic chipmunk video.
Searched for: nurse (pt2)
May 7th, 2010 by badstockartSo, someone in this picture looks like an actual, professional serious nurse. She’s got no time for the bullshit. She’s overworked and underpaid. She could properly install a catheter for you. And someone else in this picture looks like a barbie clown stripper from upskirts.com. And she’s obviously not actually hurt. She’s a cartoon. So, what the hell are we supposed to do with this? Use it to illustrate “ludicrous” in the dictionary? Why so serious? Why so absurd? Why waste our time?
Searched for: shoes (reader submitted) NSFW
April 29th, 2010 by badstockartYes, shoes. Can everyone see the shoes? I’d hate for you to miss them. They’re separated by ladies panties and some guy’s ass crack. My favorite part is – if you try to look away, there is a cat’s butt hole waiting for your traumatized eyes.
thanks again to Victoria for another great and terrible edition of stock photography.
Searched for: cat (pt2)
April 27th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: cat
April 26th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: tape
April 21st, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: businesswoman (pt2)
April 20th, 2010 by badstockartDigging through my archive of failed searches… The only thing that fails more than the “concept” of this photo is the execution. I need to submit this shrunken mutant arm to PhotoshopDisasters.com
Searched for: dartboard (pt7)
April 19th, 2010 by badstockartAs we’ve said before, domestic violence truly isn’t funny. So, when composing a serious scene, why the hell slap a visually confusing dartboard in the back of this evenly lit studio shot? Is she the “target” of the abuse? Is someone about to throw darts at her?
Hmmm… I suppose a huge headline might be able to explain what’s going on in the image… let’s try:
Woman loses battle with dartboard
Searched for: dartboard (pt6)
April 16th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: CD
April 14th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: dartboard (pt5)
April 11th, 2010 by badstockartWell isn’t this a clever metaphor? No, it isn’t. IF the target is your brain and the object is getting high with the needles, you totally missed the mark. IF the goal is to get scissors and scalpels into your brain for a lobotomy, you missed the bulls-eye there too. Essentially, this image makes no F-ing sense. Write a headline for this graphic. Please, we’re all waiting.
And technically, this isn’t even a dartboard. FAIL.
Searched for: barbeque (reader submitted)
April 9th, 2010 by badstockartIt’s true, nothing makes a barbeque like dogs. Hot dogs. Hot hairy dog heads on the grill. Deeeeee-licious.
Thanks a million to @victoriaosborne for this piece of madness.
Searched for: dartboard (pt4)
April 8th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: dartboard (pt3)
April 7th, 2010 by badstockartSearched for: dartboard (pt2)
April 6th, 2010 by badstockartLet’s just keep on keepin on … in the freaky world of darts. You didn’t know the dart world was so freaky, did you? Now you know.
And why is it anything and everything business-related seems to end up alone in the desert?

Please throw darts at me. Please. I'm all alone here. I just want someone to throw darts at me. I'm so thirsty.





















