The illustrator named this picture “Football Bowl”. I like how the weird blood red table cloth is both inside and outside the bowl. That’s football bowl magic.
Get it? It’s a pig kicking around a pigskin. You know, the flesh of his mother or best friend wrapped around a ball. FUN!
Is this kid praising Jesus or summoning his flying animatronic friends to come feast on the living?
The stupidity of this stock photo speaks for itself. But not for long.
Not much is more comforting than the warm embrace of a clown.
The title of this is “young woman accepts medicine”. I’m going to go ahead and assume that the medicine is Rohypnol and the photographer is the doctor.
Women are made to look like idiots. A lot. It’s kind of the hallmark of advertising. You’d think that would make this image useful. It doesn’t.
My favorite stock photography site claims this is a mixed-race father and daughter. This may well be true, in which case, bless you and your diverse genetic beauty. But, could you put some shirts on and stop having face sex with the camera? Thanks.
Technically, the photography isn’t bad – they did a pretty good job with the whole miniature set thing. Her giant head and tiny legs just creeps me the hell out. Also creepy: photographers making children cry for their shot.
Thanks to Elyse M. for this creepy little worker bee.
This is such a typical distortion of history by the Man: pilgrims didn’t have cell phones!