Searched for: outrage

February 23rd, 2010 by badstockart

This reminds me of those silly Burger King commercials, where the jovial king galavants around spreading burger fun to males aged 18-34. Only, in this commercial, the King is about to have it his way with the baby he chained up in the basement. Also, technically, the photographer does make me feel outrage.

Where's Dateline NBC's Chris Hanson when you need him...

Searched for: wealth

February 22nd, 2010 by badstockart

Ah yes, and who wouldn’t want to rip capitalism in their advertising. You know, advertising products and services to create capital. Animal Farm anyone?

Does this swine flu mask make me look creepy?

Searched for: woman close-up (pt 4)

February 22nd, 2010 by badstockart

Is that Angela from The Office? Man, did her career explode. You could almost say her career is on fire.

Woman with fake photoshop fire on head

Even the hottest stars have to start somewhere.

Searched for: surprise (pt 2)

February 21st, 2010 by badstockart

That’s a wrap! Great performance, everyone. Thanks for your dedication and hard work in really nailing this elusive emotion. Fortunately, the clown make-up and the little kid punching your face really helped us get into the character. Totally realistic.

Woman surprised by floating hand of child

Surprise! Child punches hurt the most!

Searched for: surprise

February 20th, 2010 by badstockart

Yes, the magic of photoshop. I’d also like to point out that he has very clean ears.

Surprise! No one's buying it.

Searched for: wrestling

February 19th, 2010 by badstockart

Awwww, there’s nothing more charming than a tender moment before a sexy battle royale cage match.

The safe word is: Leatherface

Searched for: pizza (pt 2)

February 19th, 2010 by badstockart

Do I even have to comment on this one? You guys are smart, you’ll think of something.

We didn't order mutton chops!!

Searched for: paint

February 19th, 2010 by badstockart

Well, there you go. This, admittedly, looks like a genuine piece of fine art – sculpture. But, I have exactly no way of communicating anything through this image. When this communicates a message, it says, “I’m going to lick the skin off your skull, and display it on my coffee table…. bitch.”

MOMA called, they want their lady skull back.

Searched for: barbie (part 5)

February 18th, 2010 by badstockart

Egghead Barbie… She comes with an egg on her head and no clothes or accessories. I wonder if that other lady bit off her real head. I also wonder if she just came out of a chicken’s anus.

Egghead Barbie

Like OMG, I just got laid!

Searched for: barbie (part 4)

February 18th, 2010 by badstockart

“AAAAAAAAAHAhahahahahaaa!” That was my first reaction at seeing this shot. Then, after I took some deep breaths and zanax, I drew my eyes to the image again…. HAHAAHAHAHA. Look at his, “Zoiks! Let’s get out of here!” pose. WAHhahaahahahaha.

Ken gives some head.