Bad Stock Art http://www.badstockart.com Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:23:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Searched for: resurrect (we’re back y’all) http://www.badstockart.com/2010/03/06/searched-for-resurrect-were-back-yall/ http://www.badstockart.com/2010/03/06/searched-for-resurrect-were-back-yall/#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:02:24 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=1048 We’re back y’all!!! Back from the deadly grip of a hacker and his hundreds of yellow CG zombie arms. Nearly lost us into a CG sea for eternity.

Yes, you in the back...

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Mommy, the rainbow touched me...

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Our maker doesn't love us!

]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2010/02/27/searched-for-children-shouting-pt-5/feed/ 4 Searched for: children shouting (pt 4) http://www.badstockart.com/2010/02/26/searched-for-children-shouting-pt-4/ http://www.badstockart.com/2010/02/26/searched-for-children-shouting-pt-4/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:00:40 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=1008 Yeah, didn’t need the zombie kids as much, but yes, they are nice..

Braiinnnnns!

And as if they weren’t useless enough, let’s go for photoshop bloody murder:

We said ... BRRRRAAAAAIIINNNNNS!!!!

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I'm a child who is shouting!

]]> http://www.badstockart.com/2010/02/26/searched-for-children-shouting-pt/feed/ 0 Searched for: barbie (part 6) http://www.badstockart.com/2010/02/25/searched-for-barbie-part-6/ http://www.badstockart.com/2010/02/25/searched-for-barbie-part-6/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:34:52 +0000 badstockart http://www.badstockart.com/?p=902 Is that a fly landing in a pile of shit on your face? Is it a disgusting hairy mole on a creepy mannequin? No, it’s bad stock art. Welcome to our nightmare.

Kiss me, I'm plastic.

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Crappy illustration

Surprise! Nobody wants me!

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What the buck were they thinking?


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Is there a doctor in the house? No, she'll do just fine...

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