Archive for the ‘wtf?’ Category
Perfect for wizard clown casino and titty bar. Useless for anything else.
The stupidity of this stock photo speaks for itself. But not for long.
Well, this customer certainly is getting serviced – hey-ohhh! Seriously though, could this be any more perverse? Maybe if Mom was in there too.
Well, she’s probably pretty useless considering she’s squirming around in a onesie bathing suit and freaky disco goggles while taking phone calls. Plus, that big condom hat over her ears must make it pretty hard to hear.
I suppose the future is in our hands. Our giant fucking golden gypsy hands.
Stock photography basketball… Buck Rogers League.
So, I think the photographer is trying to illustrate two fugitive kneecaps wearing disguises, while still wearing the standard penitentiary stripes. Duh, stupid kneecaps, you need a trench coat or something or the warden is gonna get you! Dumb ass kneecaps.
I always wanted to chuck my floppy disks as hard as I could at Leena from HR’s face – but I always fought the urge. Thankfully, this photo illustrates how awesome it would’ve looked.
The image title is, ahem, “stock-photo-two-young-women-wear-gas-masks-connected-to-each-other-for-a-unique-photograph”. I smell a Lifetime original movie. Or maybe I just smell someone else’s breath attached to my face by a hose. Maybe Lifetime will sponsor the Human Centipede sequel.