Archive for the ‘wtf?’ Category

Speech Bubble

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013

Perfect for wizard clown casino and titty bar. Useless for anything else.

Wizard Clown Titty Bar

Also knife and weird jelly fish.

 

determined woman (pt 3)

Monday, January 23rd, 2012

The stupidity of this stock photo speaks for itself. But not for long.

Crazy scissor lady

Cut. It. Out. No don't. Really, don't.

 

Searched for: customer service

Friday, August 19th, 2011

Well, this customer certainly is getting serviced – hey-ohhh! Seriously though, could this be any more perverse? Maybe if Mom was in there too.

I definitely scream

Mommy, Daddy's giving us ice cream again!


Searched for: bad receptionist

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

Well, she’s probably pretty useless considering she’s squirming around in a onesie bathing suit and freaky disco goggles while taking phone calls. Plus, that big condom hat over her ears must make it pretty hard to hear.

Swimmer freak takes your calls

Thanks for calling Synchronized Disco Swim Freaks, how may I direct your call?

Searched for: futuristic

Saturday, April 2nd, 2011

I suppose the future is in our hands. Our giant fucking golden gypsy hands.

Gypsy nukes

Gypsies will eventually take over the middle east

Searched for: basketball

Thursday, March 31st, 2011

Stock photography basketball… Buck Rogers League.

Buck Rogers layup

You can really feel the madness.


Searched for: female closeup

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

So, I think the photographer is trying to illustrate two fugitive kneecaps wearing disguises, while still wearing the standard penitentiary stripes. Duh, stupid kneecaps, you need a trench coat or something or the warden is gonna get you! Dumb ass kneecaps.

Knees in Disguise

I thought you were bringing the shank!


Searched for: surprised adult

Monday, October 18th, 2010

I always wanted to chuck my floppy disks as hard as I could at Leena from HR’s face – but I always fought the urge. Thankfully, this photo illustrates how awesome it would’ve looked.

Heads up, diskhead!

Searched for: gas mask (pt2) (reader submitted)

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

The image title is, ahem, “stock-photo-two-young-women-wear-gas-masks-connected-to-each-other-for-a-unique-photograph”. I smell a Lifetime original movie. Or maybe I just smell someone else’s breath attached to my face by a hose. Maybe Lifetime will sponsor the Human Centipede sequel.

Lesbian Centipede (only on Lifetime)

Searched for: gas mask (reader submitted)

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Yep. The future is looking pretty bleak. At least we’ll still have cookies to get us through the hard times. Or maybe they’re making diarrhea cookies. Those would stink.

Cookies anyone?

I don't want corn in mine! I like nuts!

Thank you ANONYMOUS FAN for sharing this gas mask fetish with us.