Oh, I get it! An astronaut is coming out of my laptop to dust my fireplace! What convenience! But, what I don’t get is, how do you dust in zero gravity? The dust would just float everywhere. Other than that, this is TOTALLY realistic and NOT making me want to sear my eyelids shut – forsaking vision for the rest of my life. Not at all.
What photoshop diarrhea would look like in zero gravity.
If you’re confused about what you’re seeing here – it’s because this image is visually confusing. It’s a picture of a different picture of a totally obscured kid hugging his partially obscured mother. Annnnd is that a photo album Mama is holding? Is the kid crying? Are we supposed to be sad? Then add the kid’s hand flying in from the side writing ‘MAMA’ .
THEN after all that, imagine the advertisement that this image can be used in. Good luck with that last part.
Like sharpie on a polaroid, these are the days of our lives.
Yep, another super fabulous artsy photoshop series – I’m going to call it, “Photoshop Sextasy”
Oh yeahhh, render that bitmap all over my face.
And a little creepier, but equally nonsensical and pseudo-dramatic sensual.
You're so hot when your skin slides off your face.
Well, I didn’t plan to make out with a sensual man and his waffle cone today, but … I can’t …. look away…. must … lick…
Man impregnates ice cream with face
He’s a sassy old cabbage doctor bunny… must be French. He is, however, wearing pants, so, good times.
What are you looking at, English pig dog?
Get it? She’s drinking coffee? What are you, stupid?
Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee and shaved.
In case you haven’t already seen those cheesy orange corporate plastic dolls with Your Company Logo on them, this is a good representation of them….. murdering one another.
Your Company Psycho
Well, at least she’s not eating the baby. But, making out with him is pretty bad, too. Sheesh.
Whoa Mama...
Seriously, those sunglasses are so 1980’s – I can’t possibly use them, it wouldn’t be believable. I guess I’ll photoshop a more modern pair on his/her head…
Oh, I should probably photoshop a shirt on him/her while I’m at it…
Oh, and get rid of that ridiculous scarf, too.
Oh, and one last thing…
MAYBE I’LL REMOVE THE BABY’S ASSCRACK FROM ITS CHIN AND ADD A MOUTH, NOSE AND HUMAN FUCKING FACIAL FEATURES.
But, other than that, this is p-e-r-f-e-c-t.
Ass on your face, ass on your face, lookin like a fool with that ass on your face.
Where is this dollar bin located? In the Khmer Rouge Mini-Mart?
(Awwwww. Genocide is no laughing matter, you heartless bastard. Who writes this horrible shit anyway? Here – go donate some money to help cleanse that dirty soul of yours.)
