Archive for the ‘student work’ Category

Searched for: dartboard (pt2)

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Let’s just keep on keepin on … in the freaky world of darts. You didn’t know the dart world was so freaky, did you? Now you know.

Creepy dart bot

Whatever you do... do not throw CG darts at me.

And why is it anything and everything business-related seems to end up alone in the desert?

Dart Man in the sun

Please throw darts at me. Please. I'm all alone here. I just want someone to throw darts at me. I'm so thirsty.


Searched for: hand

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

EXPLODING INTERNET WORLD WIDE WEB HAND!!! When God uses the WWW, you will know that shit, bitch!!!!!! And on the 7th day He pointed and clicked!!!!! Also, what’s with the break dancing kicking businessmen? It’s probably some crap head who spent WEEKS creating them in a 3D program and now includes them in every stupid image composition he makes thereafter. Don’t believe me? See the next image.

Stupid army recruitment poster

I want YOU!! To stop wasting my time. Please stop.

…told you I’d make a believer out of you. YOU!!!!

More crappy stupid crap that makes the anger inside me.

Oh, you wanted the Lord's hand in blue? COMING AT YA!!!!

Searched for: house close-up

Friday, March 12th, 2010

You really shouldn’t sell your 3rd grade student’s school project to a major stock photography site. There are child labor laws, you know.

The perfect play-doh house

Mommy, can I go out and play now??

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Searched for: resurrect (we’re back y’all)

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

We’re back y’all!!! Back from the deadly grip of a hacker and his hundreds of yellow CG zombie arms. Nearly lost us into a CG sea for eternity.

Yes, you in the back...

Searched for: surprise (pt 3)

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Sorry ITT tech, we don’t want your student work. Thanks anyway.

Crappy illustration

Surprise! Nobody wants me!