I know, I know. “People” is a vague search term – so I deserve what I get. But that doesn’t dilute the uselessness of this super soft porn illustration. The title of the image is “Interactive Touch”. No, really. Which makes me think Phil Collins might be holed up in his attic scribbling out PG-13 illustrations of his songs.
She seems to have an interactive touch - Yeah!
We all know sex appeal moves products. Sex appeal especially moves sex products, which is the only type of packaging I can imagine this photo being used for. Or maybe on the cover of my monthly adult newsletter, “Off-Duty Clowns in Leather”.
Jack Rabbit Slim guaranteed to double pleasure!
No man required!!
Is stripping considered a blue collar job? I suppose maybe it is…
Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Dear photographers… Please don’t set up confusing compositions full of obscure objects. I know, you were just trying to get that model in bed, but, do you really have to publish and attempt to sell the useless fruits of your fantasy photo album? (she’s wearing a utility belt and posing at a “construction site”, if you’re still trying to figure that out)
Who wants to get hammered? I'm lookin at you, big boy.
What? What the hell is she supposed to be doing? Pleading for more spanking?
Don't mix business with pleather.
Seriously? My agency paid for this image as a part of a subscription. Too bad the price wasn’t adjusted for inflation from 1989 when this image was taken …. back when high-hip mom jeans and scoliosis were cool.
See? There are perks to coming in to work with your shirt unbuttoned and panting like a dog.
Tomorrow I’m coming into work pantsless. Momma’s gettin a raise!
