Bad Stock Art

Is stripping considered a blue collar job? I suppose maybe it is…

Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dear photographers… Please don’t set up confusing compositions full of obscure objects. I know, you were just trying to get that model in bed, but, do you really have to publish and attempt to sell the useless fruits of your fantasy photo album? (she’s wearing a utility belt and posing at a “construction site”, if you’re still trying to figure that out)

Who wants to get hammered? I'm lookin at you, big boy.

What? What the hell is she supposed to be doing? Pleading for more spanking?

Don't mix business with pleather.

Seriously? My agency paid for this image as a part of a subscription. Too bad the price wasn’t adjusted for inflation from 1989 when this image was taken …. back when high-hip mom jeans and scoliosis were cool.

See? There are perks to coming in to work with your shirt unbuttoned and panting like a dog.

Tomorrow I’m coming into work pantsless. Momma’s gettin a raise!