Archive for the ‘sexy’ Category

safe sex (NSFW)

Friday, March 30th, 2012

Well, if these don’t prevent sex, I don’t know what will.

Safe Sex Cartoon

See anything you like?

Cartoon Family Uses Condom for Safe Sex

Family Fun


Stop Aids With Bananas

You know what stops AIDS? Banana condoms.

Stop AIDS. With Pickles.

And pickle hats.

Vegetable sex orgy. With condoms.

And creepy, condom vegetable orgies?


Safe Sex Double Penetration Banana

Ooh. Double Penetration


Condom Fruit Approved.



King of Penises

The Penis King Approves


Santa Penis.

So does Santa Penis.

Searched for: people

Monday, June 20th, 2011

I know, I know. “People” is a vague search term – so I deserve what I get. But that doesn’t dilute the uselessness of this super soft porn illustration. The title of the image is “Interactive Touch”. No, really. Which makes me think Phil Collins might be holed up in his attic scribbling out PG-13 illustrations of his songs.

She seems to have an interactive touch - Yeah!


Searched for: gloves

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

We all know sex appeal moves products. Sex appeal especially moves sex products, which is the only type of packaging I can imagine this photo being used for. Or maybe on the cover of my monthly adult newsletter, “Off-Duty Clowns in Leather”.

Insane woman wears gloves

Jack Rabbit Slim guaranteed to double pleasure!
No man required!!

Searched for: blue collar worker (pt2)

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Is stripping considered a blue collar job? I suppose maybe it is…



Searched for: fashion model (pt3)

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Dear photographers… Please don’t set up confusing compositions full of obscure objects. I know, you were just trying to get that model in bed, but, do you really have to publish and attempt to sell the useless fruits of your fantasy photo album? (she’s wearing a utility belt and posing at a “construction site”, if you’re still trying to figure that out)

Demented woman in tool belt

Who wants to get hammered? I'm lookin at you, big boy.

Searched for: woman close-up (pt2)

Friday, January 1st, 2010

What? What the hell is she supposed to be doing? Pleading for more spanking?

Don't mix nonsense with leather.

Don't mix business with pleather.

Searched for: thumbs up

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

Seriously? My agency paid for this image as a part of a subscription. Too bad the price wasn’t adjusted for inflation from 1989 when this image was taken …. back when high-hip mom jeans and scoliosis were cool.

Searched for: Paper Currency

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

See? There are perks to coming in to work with your shirt unbuttoned and panting like a dog.

Tomorrow I’m coming into work pantsless. Momma’s gettin a raise!