Archive for the ‘series’ Category

Searched for: hands close up (pt 2 of ∞)

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

Ohhhhhhh, you thought you were done looking at stupid painted metallic hands. Nope. It never ends. EVER!

Metallic model sells out

FEEL my glitter sheen!!

Nor do the objects held by metal hands:

Stupid lame metal hands holding light bulb

I have an idea - STOP WASTING FILM!!

Searched for: hands close-up

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

Note to professional models seeking work: if you get propositioned by a motivated photographer with buckets of metallic body paint: RUN AWAY. Otherwise you’ll have to get naked and paint yourself up for a never-ending photo shoot featuring you and your glittery, submissive skin. If you’re that desperate for cash, be sure you get paid up front and say ‘no thanks’ to a percentage of the royalties. Because no one is going to buy that shit.

Metallic hands firing gun

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

It really never ends…

More stupid metallic hands

High 5 on fumes!

Gawd damn stinking metallic hands

I have a cup.

Searched for: children shouting (part 2)

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)

Photoshop child abuse

I said I wanted to be a cougar!!

Fake ass photoshop of boy painted as the Earth

I said I wanted to be Jupiter!!!

Fake photoshop face paint flag of England

I'm moving to America!!!!

Photoshop face paint USA

The British are coming!!!

Don't look at me, I'm naked!!!!

Searched for: businesswoman

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

There’s a whole series of these – and a bad series for every bad photo shoot. This one is special because it’s obviously from the early 90’s. Don’t think I didn’t notice the CEO power mullet, either. I did.

I'm sorry I missed your call, I'm in the future

I'm sorry I missed your call, I'm in the future