Bad Stock Art

If you’re confused about what you’re seeing here – it’s because this image is visually confusing. It’s a picture of a different picture of a totally obscured kid hugging his partially obscured mother. Annnnd is that a photo album Mama is holding? Is the kid crying? Are we supposed to be sad? Then add the kid’s hand flying in from the side writing ‘MAMA’ .

THEN after all that, imagine the advertisement that this image can be used in. Good luck with that last part.

Like sharpie on a polaroid, these are the days of our lives.

While we needed the ice cream to be melting, there’s NO WAY we were about to pay for one of those crazy expensive food photographers. Although, they might not have made the ice cream look like shit.

This ice cream tastes like ass!

Well, at least she’s not eating the baby. But, making out with him is pretty bad, too. Sheesh.

Whoa Mama...