Archive for the ‘photoshop abuse’ Category

Searched for: debate

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

Let’s try and guess what the debate is all about: Did they A) eat a bunch of LSD and start tripping hard during their meeting or B) get sent to the afterlife after Brad finally lost it and shot up the place?

Trippy deadline

Whichever it is, someone needs to die.

 

Searched for: inheritance (reader submitted)

Friday, February 25th, 2011

As my generous contributor said, no explanation needed.

Big thanks to ANOTHER ANONYMOUS FAN for finding this magical monstrosity.

Searched for: business meeting

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Goddamn aliens taking all the good jobs. I bet he hired all those green humans so he wouldn’t feel so awkward having bright green skin. Or maybe the jag who created this doesn’t know how to use Photoshop.

Alien business

Repeat after me, "Diverrrrrrsity".

Searched for: male arms folded

Monday, January 24th, 2011

I suppose I should’ve expected to return search results for the keywords, “mummy, lotus flower, snake, cow, skull, douche” when I typed “male arms folded”. It’s the accurate power of search that makes the internet so wonderful.

WTF Mummy

Is that a snake in your pants or are we just lost in the afterlife?

Searched for: athlete stretching (pt2)

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Looks like reflection fun time isn’t over. I’m not sure what this photographer thought this crap could be used for. Maybe buy one pair get one pair free shoe deal. Or maybe Macy’s new line: conjoined twin casual.

Reflection madness

Mutant sweater vest sale! 50% off all siamese twin-wear!

Searched for: athlete stretching

Monday, January 10th, 2011

The powers of Photoshop are infinite. With reflection magic, this euro douche can now square dance with himself. Breathtaking…

Stupidest dumbest photo ever

I'm too sexy for myself!

Searched for: dartboard (pt4)

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Bulls-eye!!!! Soundwaves! Dartboard! Ear! Whoever made this is a true magician. A true magician who should never open PhotoShop again.

Ear darts

What?

Searched for: child hands

Monday, March 1st, 2010

okay, so, did this kid just high five a rainbow? excuse me, high ten. also, do people know what a lens flare filter is? it’s a button you click in photo shop that makes your composition instantly look like crap.

Mommy, the rainbow touched me...

Searched for: woman close-up (pt 4)

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Is that Angela from The Office? Man, did her career explode. You could almost say her career is on fire.

Woman with fake photoshop fire on head

Even the hottest stars have to start somewhere.

Searched for: money (pt 2)

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…

Man with enormous head chases dollar

Fat head chasing his dreams

Searched for: fireplace (part 2)

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Oh, I get it! An astronaut is coming out of my laptop to dust my fireplace! What convenience! But, what I don’t get is, how do you dust in zero gravity? The dust would just float everywhere. Other than that, this is TOTALLY realistic and NOT making me want to sear my eyelids shut – forsaking vision for the rest of my life. Not at all.

Astronaut arm laptop dusting fireplace

What photoshop diarrhea would look like in zero gravity.

Searched for: melted ice cream (part 3)

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Yep, another super fabulous artsy photoshop series – I’m going to call it, “Photoshop Sextasy”

Melted paint on face - pseudo art

Oh yeahhh, render that bitmap all over my face.

And a little creepier, but equally nonsensical and pseudo-dramatic sensual.

Photoshop melts woman's face

You're so hot when your skin slides off your face.