Archive for the ‘photoshop abuse’ Category
Thursday, October 13th, 2011
Let’s try and guess what the debate is all about: Did they A) eat a bunch of LSD and start tripping hard during their meeting or B) get sent to the afterlife after Brad finally lost it and shot up the place?

Whichever it is, someone needs to die.
Tags:photoshop fail, stock photography
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Friday, February 25th, 2011
As my generous contributor said, no explanation needed.

Big thanks to ANOTHER ANONYMOUS FAN for finding this magical monstrosity.
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Thursday, January 27th, 2011
Goddamn aliens taking all the good jobs. I bet he hired all those green humans so he wouldn’t feel so awkward having bright green skin. Or maybe the jag who created this doesn’t know how to use Photoshop.

Repeat after me, "Diverrrrrrsity".
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Monday, January 24th, 2011
I suppose I should’ve expected to return search results for the keywords, “mummy, lotus flower, snake, cow, skull, douche” when I typed “male arms folded”. It’s the accurate power of search that makes the internet so wonderful.

Is that a snake in your pants or are we just lost in the afterlife?
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Monday, January 17th, 2011
Looks like reflection fun time isn’t over. I’m not sure what this photographer thought this crap could be used for. Maybe buy one pair get one pair free shoe deal. Or maybe Macy’s new line: conjoined twin casual.

Mutant sweater vest sale! 50% off all siamese twin-wear!
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Monday, January 10th, 2011
The powers of Photoshop are infinite. With reflection magic, this euro douche can now square dance with himself. Breathtaking…

I'm too sexy for myself!
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Thursday, April 8th, 2010
Bulls-eye!!!! Soundwaves! Dartboard! Ear! Whoever made this is a true magician. A true magician who should never open PhotoShop again.

What?
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Monday, March 1st, 2010
okay, so, did this kid just high five a rainbow? excuse me, high ten. also, do people know what a lens flare filter is? it’s a button you click in photo shop that makes your composition instantly look like crap.

Mommy, the rainbow touched me...
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Monday, February 22nd, 2010
Is that Angela from The Office? Man, did her career explode. You could almost say her career is on fire.

Even the hottest stars have to start somewhere.
Tags:Angela from the Office in flames
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Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…

Fat head chasing his dreams
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Friday, February 12th, 2010
Oh, I get it! An astronaut is coming out of my laptop to dust my fireplace! What convenience! But, what I don’t get is, how do you dust in zero gravity? The dust would just float everywhere. Other than that, this is TOTALLY realistic and NOT making me want to sear my eyelids shut – forsaking vision for the rest of my life. Not at all.

What photoshop diarrhea would look like in zero gravity.
Tags:Spaceman duster
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
Yep, another super fabulous artsy photoshop series – I’m going to call it, “Photoshop Sextasy”

Oh yeahhh, render that bitmap all over my face.
And a little creepier, but equally nonsensical and pseudo-dramatic sensual.

You're so hot when your skin slides off your face.
Tags:Melting photoshop ladies
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