okay, so, did this kid just high five a rainbow? excuse me, high ten. also, do people know what a lens flare filter is? it’s a button you click in photo shop that makes your composition instantly look like crap.
Mommy, the rainbow touched me...
Is that Angela from The Office? Man, did her career explode. You could almost say her career is on fire.
Even the hottest stars have to start somewhere.
Yes, the magic of photoshop. I’d also like to point out that he has very clean ears.
Surprise! No one's buying it.
Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…
Fat head chasing his dreams
Oh, I get it! An astronaut is coming out of my laptop to dust my fireplace! What convenience! But, what I don’t get is, how do you dust in zero gravity? The dust would just float everywhere. Other than that, this is TOTALLY realistic and NOT making me want to sear my eyelids shut – forsaking vision for the rest of my life. Not at all.
What photoshop diarrhea would look like in zero gravity.
Yep, another super fabulous artsy photoshop series – I’m going to call it, “Photoshop Sextasy”
Oh yeahhh, render that bitmap all over my face.
And a little creepier, but equally nonsensical and pseudo-dramatic sensual.
You're so hot when your skin slides off your face.
Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)
I said I wanted to be a cougar!!
I said I wanted to be Jupiter!!!
I'm moving to America!!!!
The British are coming!!!
Don't look at me, I'm naked!!!!
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. That’s my little mantra when regarding CGI. As if we couldn’t tell the SAME GUY is in the rocket chair.
Oh Nooooo! My photoshop clone!
Seriously, those sunglasses are so 1980’s – I can’t possibly use them, it wouldn’t be believable. I guess I’ll photoshop a more modern pair on his/her head…
Oh, I should probably photoshop a shirt on him/her while I’m at it…
Oh, and get rid of that ridiculous scarf, too.
Oh, and one last thing…
MAYBE I’LL REMOVE THE BABY’S ASSCRACK FROM ITS CHIN AND ADD A MOUTH, NOSE AND HUMAN FUCKING FACIAL FEATURES.
But, other than that, this is p-e-r-f-e-c-t.
Ass on your face, ass on your face, lookin like a fool with that ass on your face.
High fashion. Or maybe just high. The description of this image is “fashion woman in abstract pool”. But, I don’t think it’s abstract at all – I think it’s clear and literal: she’s wading through pudding after getting punched in the face during a radiation tan and wears the protective plastic ear mask to avoid getting cancer and eating some candy. What? You don’t want tan lines… How do you avoid them, dumbass?
Does this pool of pudding make you want me?
It's freeeezing outside my warm pudding bath!