Bad Stock Art

Look, people…. it’s not that we WANT to keep posting semi-nude Hooters girls trying to be sexy models – it’s that WE HAVE TO. If I have to look at them, you have to look at them. I’m at work, see? I’m not at home, enjoying my Hooters Girl Calendar in the privacy of my creepy computer room in the basement. I’m trying to find images for advertising for clients OTHER THAN HOOTERS while my boss is in the room. Is anyone else annoyed yet?

So, you want the focal point to be my stool, right?

And another classic example of the pervy photographer convincing eager models that this image will definitely make them a star!!!!

How can I possibly use this image???? Tell me, I'm asking.

Yep, it’s another half nude, decapitated woman selling chocolate this February. Or maybe she’s selling an ab workout video. Or a tattoo parlor. Or shoes.

Want some candy?

I was looking for a picture of a hotel employee and got this instead. I shall call him Victory.

Look Ma! Smells like napalm!

(for those of you missing the 70s reference …)

From Apocolypse Now