Ohhhhhhh, you thought you were done looking at stupid painted metallic hands. Nope. It never ends. EVER!
FEEL my glitter sheen!!
Nor do the objects held by metal hands:
I have an idea - STOP WASTING FILM!!
Note to professional models seeking work: if you get propositioned by a motivated photographer with buckets of metallic body paint: RUN AWAY. Otherwise you’ll have to get naked and paint yourself up for a never-ending photo shoot featuring you and your glittery, submissive skin. If you’re that desperate for cash, be sure you get paid up front and say ‘no thanks’ to a percentage of the royalties. Because no one is going to buy that shit.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
It really never ends…
High 5 on fumes!
I have a cup.
Oh, I get it! An astronaut is coming out of my laptop to dust my fireplace! What convenience! But, what I don’t get is, how do you dust in zero gravity? The dust would just float everywhere. Other than that, this is TOTALLY realistic and NOT making me want to sear my eyelids shut – forsaking vision for the rest of my life. Not at all.
What photoshop diarrhea would look like in zero gravity.
Join us on a journey through time and space … where typical, sexist nonsense is laid out before you in an undulating rope swing of fantasy. Also, buying our product makes all your man dreams come true. Thanks pagalina for this fantastical reader submission:
Advertising: where things that will never happen happen.
Yep, another super fabulous artsy photoshop series – I’m going to call it, “Photoshop Sextasy”
Oh yeahhh, render that bitmap all over my face.
And a little creepier, but equally nonsensical and pseudo-dramatic sensual.
You're so hot when your skin slides off your face.
He’s a sassy old cabbage doctor bunny… must be French. He is, however, wearing pants, so, good times.
What are you looking at, English pig dog?
Get it? She’s drinking coffee? What are you, stupid?
Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee and shaved.
In case you haven’t already seen those cheesy orange corporate plastic dolls with Your Company Logo on them, this is a good representation of them….. murdering one another.
Your Company Psycho
Seriously, those sunglasses are so 1980’s – I can’t possibly use them, it wouldn’t be believable. I guess I’ll photoshop a more modern pair on his/her head…
Oh, I should probably photoshop a shirt on him/her while I’m at it…
Oh, and get rid of that ridiculous scarf, too.
Oh, and one last thing…
MAYBE I’LL REMOVE THE BABY’S ASSCRACK FROM ITS CHIN AND ADD A MOUTH, NOSE AND HUMAN FUCKING FACIAL FEATURES.
But, other than that, this is p-e-r-f-e-c-t.
Ass on your face, ass on your face, lookin like a fool with that ass on your face.
I really think your product will sell if we can somehow conjure the image of women pooping… Perfect!
Let's all poop our pants.