Yep, another super fabulous artsy photoshop series – I’m going to call it, “Photoshop Sextasy”
Oh yeahhh, render that bitmap all over my face.
And a little creepier, but equally nonsensical and pseudo-dramatic sensual.
You're so hot when your skin slides off your face.
While we needed the ice cream to be melting, there’s NO WAY we were about to pay for one of those crazy expensive food photographers. Although, they might not have made the ice cream look like shit.
This ice cream tastes like ass!
You just know this guy has a windowless van.
Hey kid, wanna lick my sideburns?
Hello, this is the first post for badstockart.com – an archive and interrogation of horrid stock photography, illustration, animation and anything else peddled to those in search for something beautiful.
we’ll start with an innocent search for “ice cream” for a direct mail piece targeting moms with young kids who like to have fun. you know, fun like ice cream. but this photographer knows what kids really like. tennis balls. dripping blood. in a sugar cone.
Bloody delicious
