Bad Stock Art

Now, this is more like it. That guy looks disabled. He’s definitely becoming a zombie. (don’t be too grossed out, it’s photoshop)

Look into my eye!

Well, I didn’t plan to make out with a sensual man and his waffle cone today, but … I can’t …. look away…. must … lick…

Man impregnates ice cream with face

While we needed the ice cream to be melting, there’s NO WAY we were about to pay for one of those crazy expensive food photographers. Although, they might not have made the ice cream look like shit.

This ice cream tastes like ass!