Well, at least there’s a dog is in this one… a little too much dog. According to the photographer, they’re dancing…. a sensual dance between woman and dog junk.
Better put on some long pants
before the red rocket busts a move.
Okay, I’ll concede that he may be surprised that his junk still works, but really, where are you going with this?
Surprise!! Grandpa's Oh-Face.
Now, this is more like it. That guy looks disabled. He’s definitely becoming a zombie. (don’t be too grossed out, it’s photoshop)
Look into my eye!
Well, I didn’t plan to make out with a sensual man and his waffle cone today, but … I can’t …. look away…. must … lick…
Man impregnates ice cream with face
While we needed the ice cream to be melting, there’s NO WAY we were about to pay for one of those crazy expensive food photographers. Although, they might not have made the ice cream look like shit.
This ice cream tastes like ass!
