Searched for: melted ice cream (part 2)
Friday, February 5th, 2010Well, I didn’t plan to make out with a sensual man and his waffle cone today, but … I can’t …. look away…. must … lick…
Man impregnates ice cream with face
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Searched for: melted ice cream
Thursday, February 4th, 2010While we needed the ice cream to be melting, there’s NO WAY we were about to pay for one of those crazy expensive food photographers. Although, they might not have made the ice cream look like shit.
This ice cream tastes like ass!
Searched for: kissing
Monday, February 1st, 2010Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GROSS.
Ok, now smell my ass.
Searched for: sunglasses
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010Seriously, those sunglasses are so 1980’s – I can’t possibly use them, it wouldn’t be believable. I guess I’ll photoshop a more modern pair on his/her head…
Oh, I should probably photoshop a shirt on him/her while I’m at it…
Oh, and get rid of that ridiculous scarf, too.
Oh, and one last thing…
MAYBE I’LL REMOVE THE BABY’S ASSCRACK FROM ITS CHIN AND ADD A MOUTH, NOSE AND HUMAN FUCKING FACIAL FEATURES.
But, other than that, this is p-e-r-f-e-c-t.
Ass on your face, ass on your face, lookin like a fool with that ass on your face.
Searched for: hospitality
Saturday, January 16th, 2010“Oh. Wow. Guys you shouldn’t have. You got me…a decapitated lamb’s head. Are those onions? Wow…That’s just… so generous of you.” And like my old advertising professors always told me, “Death sells!”
Um... ew.