This image tells me two things: 1) my paid image subscription is full of photos from 1988 and 2) when whole families wear nothing but denim, their money should be immediately confiscated so they will stop offending society. Also, I love how the children are ready to rip this guy a new ass.
This good samaritan is stopping the most heinous crime of all:
Double Denim
There he goes again… trying to intimidate us with his aggressive emoting and gangster props. That cowboy hat just screams aggravated assault.
Does this gun make me look scary?
This model is too cool to realize he’s wearing tapered acid wash denim jeans from 1989 and copyrighted shoes from the same decade. It’s ironic couture. (not really, it’s just bad stock photography)
Hey baby. Got a light? I need to burn these clothes.
Well, it certainly is crazy. Searching for ‘crazy’ stock art is an equally slippery slope of nonsense and intense hilarity. It makes my job take forever, but damn it sure is fun. Of course, I don’t have clients in the high-fashion industry, where this would be filed under “fabulous”.
Does this jump rope make me look fierce?
