Bad Stock Art

There he goes again… trying to intimidate us with his aggressive emoting and gangster props. That cowboy hat just screams aggravated assault.

Does this gun make me look scary?

This model is too cool to realize he’s wearing tapered acid wash denim jeans from 1989 and copyrighted shoes from the same decade. It’s ironic couture. (not really, it’s just bad stock photography)

Hey baby. Got a light? I need to burn these clothes.

Well, it certainly is crazy. Searching for ‘crazy’ stock art is an equally slippery slope of nonsense and intense hilarity. It makes my job take forever, but damn it sure is fun. Of course, I don’t have clients in the high-fashion industry, where this would be filed under “fabulous”.

Does this jump rope make me look fierce?