Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…
Fat head chasing his dreams
Ohhhhhhh, you thought you were done looking at stupid painted metallic hands. Nope. It never ends. EVER!
FEEL my glitter sheen!!
Nor do the objects held by metal hands:
I have an idea - STOP WASTING FILM!!
Note to professional models seeking work: if you get propositioned by a motivated photographer with buckets of metallic body paint: RUN AWAY. Otherwise you’ll have to get naked and paint yourself up for a never-ending photo shoot featuring you and your glittery, submissive skin. If you’re that desperate for cash, be sure you get paid up front and say ‘no thanks’ to a percentage of the royalties. Because no one is going to buy that shit.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
It really never ends…
High 5 on fumes!
I have a cup.
Yep, another super fabulous artsy photoshop series – I’m going to call it, “Photoshop Sextasy”
Oh yeahhh, render that bitmap all over my face.
And a little creepier, but equally nonsensical and pseudo-dramatic sensual.
You're so hot when your skin slides off your face.
Well, I didn’t plan to make out with a sensual man and his waffle cone today, but … I can’t …. look away…. must … lick…
Man impregnates ice cream with face
While we needed the ice cream to be melting, there’s NO WAY we were about to pay for one of those crazy expensive food photographers. Although, they might not have made the ice cream look like shit.
This ice cream tastes like ass!
I didn’t know you could braise greens in LSD, but I suppose the proof is in the pudding. Thanks @pagalina for this inexplicably trippy submission.
Honey, pass me the shrooms.
What in the flunked-out-of-art-school am I looking at here? The “illustration” is entitled, Illustration of Child Emotions. I’m no artist, but isn’t it difficult to emote when your nose hole is where your mouth hole should be?
For sale: shit you can draw better yourself
