Bad Stock Art

Another timeless classic. Did I say timeless? I meant piece of useless 80s garbage classic.

Don't make me come to the future and stare at you.

“Can you see the surprise on my face as I realistically push this button??” That’s how models “acted” back in the 90′s when this was taken. Oh wait, they still “act” that way – like people who will never be actors.

Quick, get the shot - I can't act much longer!

Seriously? My agency paid for this image as a part of a subscription. Too bad the price wasn’t adjusted for inflation from 1989 when this image was taken …. back when high-hip mom jeans and scoliosis were cool.

There’s a whole series of these – and a bad series for every bad photo shoot. This one is special because it’s obviously from the early 90′s. Don’t think I didn’t notice the CEO power mullet, either. I did.

I'm sorry I missed your call, I'm in the future