Archive for the ‘creepy’ Category
Monday, March 29th, 2010
Boxing takes a twisted, yet sexy, turn into the mad desires of this old freak. Or maybe the desires of his old lady who made him strut his limber stuff on her best florals with her best creepy dolls and persian cat (doll?).

Pose for Mama! She needs all her favorite toys before she goes to Pleasuretown!
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Sunday, March 28th, 2010
Keeping with playful boxing innocence, here a badly drawn boy punches a creepy blob with numerous resemblances to genitalia. The artist claims the blob is an inflatable clown which is creepy, even if you can’t draw it properly.

Boy hits blob.
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Monday, March 22nd, 2010
Why is it every time I mow Grandma’s lawn, she pays me in condoms? Creepy.

No, Nanna, I don't want to have herpes forever like you.... I know, it's a terrible cross to bear...
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
Yep, another super fabulous artsy photoshop series – I’m going to call it, “Photoshop Sextasy”

Oh yeahhh, render that bitmap all over my face.
And a little creepier, but equally nonsensical and pseudo-dramatic sensual.

You're so hot when your skin slides off your face.
Tags:Melting photoshop ladies
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Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
Honestly, I don’t even know what to write here. This is just a terrible illustration which cannot be used anywhere. Also, I feel like I’m staring into her skull via her nasal passages on the right… Just wanted to share.

Look into my brain when I shout at you!
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Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
Some illustrations are better than others. This one is not. I’m not even sure how this constitutes a child.

Oh, to be a young mutant freak again...
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Friday, December 18th, 2009
HELLO!! Meth dealer and PCP dealer???!!!!!!!! Make it a double!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cellular lambchops.
Tags:child abuse, strapped cell phones on his head
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Tuesday, December 15th, 2009
WOW.
Thanks to John for this jaw-dropping entry, which shows you just what happens when you dare to test the bounds of stock art reality.
Although, I think I now understand the meaning behind the Hall and Oats song “Private Eyes”. They certainly are watching you, aren’t they?

Watching your every move...
Tags:butt, face, private eyes, wtf?
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Thursday, October 29th, 2009
Listen up children and listen up well. There is a reason that 99% of magicians are relegated to the birthday party circuit.
It’s because they’re freakin’ creepy.
I’m really sorry about this magicians of the world – but you’re just a smattering of white face paint away from being a clown.

Tags:clown, creepy, magic
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Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
Aw. Real classy Santa.

See. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I PISS IN YOUR MILK.
Tags:middle finger, santa, santa claus
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Friday, July 24th, 2009
Child abuse is nothing to laugh at. It is a serious issue that should be handled with integrity and sensitivity. Also, dumping a quarry load onto a child’s face probably qualifies as abuse.

DARE to keep children from being stoned
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Friday, July 17th, 2009
Like most clowns, this clown is psychotic, hopped up on meth and makes me want to cry. Unlike most clowns, this one is saying, “You’re going do die!!!!” (the description of this image actually says, “Funny clown isolated on white background”)

Clowns are NOT funny.
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Thursday, July 16th, 2009
You just know this guy has a windowless van.

Hey kid, wanna lick my sideburns?
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Thursday, July 16th, 2009
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Thursday, July 9th, 2009
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