Archive for the ‘creepy’ Category

graduation

Thursday, June 21st, 2012

Happy Graduation, everyone!

Creepy old man in underwear graduation

Punch and circumstance!

woman sitting

Monday, March 12th, 2012

Only the grace of an elegant woman can make sitting inside a toilet look classy.

Toilet Legs

Plus it vibrates!

Eye Doctor

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Look, eyeball health is no joke. It’s serious, see?

Eyeball Glasses

Eyeglasses!! See what I did there??

Well, these assholes approve and they are real, true doctors:

Eye doctor gives the thumbs up

Thumb!

Eye surgeon is exited!

Best friends!

Superbowl

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Get it? It’s a pig kicking around a pigskin. You know, the flesh of his mother or best friend wrapped around a ball. FUN!

Superbowl pig stock photography

Touchdown!

obese child

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

Is this kid praising Jesus or summoning his flying animatronic friends to come feast on the living?

Stock photo of fat baby

Come brothers! Let us devour the fat ones first!

searched for: hula hoop

Friday, March 11th, 2011

Photographers really know how to bring out the emotions deep within all of us. Someone really captured granny’s inner shock and awe.

Hula Granny

Shock

Hula Granny

Awe

go granny go

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Searched for: male arms reaching out

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

Yep. He’s reaching out to his old metallic balls. No, really, that’s what this image is called. Okay, technically it’s called, “Elderly man holding two metal balls”, but let’s not split hairs here. Speaking of hair, this guy’s breast fuzz won’t stop staring at me.

Old Metal Balls

At least he doesn't have metallic pubes
... or does he???

Searched for: pregnant + red (reader submitted) NSFW

Friday, November 12th, 2010

Well this is something… Something nasty. I just can’t wait to see if it’s a boy or a girl.

Some stock photography blows more than others.

Thank you Rob for creeping us out … big time.

Searched for: male screaming

Friday, October 15th, 2010

Well, can’t blame the keywords on this one, it’s definitely a screaming male. And now that I’ve found him, I just wish he’d stop staring at me.

Toto where are youuu? I have some new jeggings for you to try on...

Searched for: boxing (pt5)

Monday, March 29th, 2010

Boxing takes a twisted, yet sexy, turn into the mad desires of this old freak. Or maybe the desires of his old lady who made him strut his limber stuff on her best florals with her best creepy dolls and persian cat (doll?).

sexy old boxer ready for fun

Pose for Mama! She needs all her favorite toys before she goes to Pleasuretown!