Bad Stock Art

While pictures of upset children are amusing enough, some photographers like to step it up a notch.

Fuzzy tears.

Welp, at least you can’t see his face – saving him the ridicule from his classmates. Not to mention the endless calls from local priests.

I'm the sexiest kid on my block

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Some illustrations are better than others. This one is not. I’m not even sure how this constitutes a child.

Oh, to be a young mutant freak again...

HELLO!! Meth dealer and PCP dealer???!!!!!!!! Make it a double!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cellular lambchops.

Presumably, this clown is miming to lift a huge dumbell off the ground. Yet, all I see is an alcoholic freak power-shitting in his pants before an audience of children.

Another clown soiling my search and himself

Child abuse is nothing to laugh at. It is a serious issue that should be handled with integrity and sensitivity. Also, dumping a quarry load onto a child’s face probably qualifies as abuse.

DARE to keep children from being stoned

Like most clowns, this clown is psychotic, hopped up on meth and makes me want to cry. Unlike most clowns, this one is saying, “You’re going do die!!!!” (the description of this image actually says, “Funny clown isolated on white background”)

Clowns are NOT funny.

Not sure if these are children, but I am sure that the focal point of this picture is the in-your-face-flying-genitals.

Snatch Attack!