Archive for the ‘child abuse’ Category

comforting mother

Monday, January 16th, 2012

Not much is more comforting than the warm embrace of a clown.

Mommy clown scares boy

Mommy the other clowns said they eat bad little boys. You won't eat me, will you, Mom? Mom?

Searched for: diversity

Thursday, December 8th, 2011

My favorite stock photography site claims this is a mixed-race father and daughter. This may well be true, in which case, bless you and your diverse genetic beauty. But, could you put some shirts on and stop having face sex with the camera? Thanks.

Creepy Dad

Creepy smile for Daddy. Gross.

Searched for: business owner (reader submitted)

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Technically, the photography isn’t bad – they did a pretty good job with the whole miniature set thing. Her giant head and tiny legs just creeps me the hell out. Also creepy: photographers making children cry for their shot.

Creepy baby midget business

Don't cry kid... you only have to work until you're dead.

Thanks to Elyse M. for this creepy little worker bee.

Searched: old person crying (guest blog)

Friday, December 10th, 2010

In my first inaugural cross-contaminated guest blog, we hear from Dr. Faust, blogger over at The Lamest (who said I wasn’t interactive!!). He did all the work on this one, so you can thank him. Take it away!


This stock photo isn’t using a fish-eye lens for effect, this is an actual photo of a crystal ball which shows how we’ll deal with the large aging population in the future. It makes sense really, at diaper time you can kill two birds with one stone and a kids ability to watch hours of teletubbies means they can put up with grannies long-winded tales about entertaining troupes wearing only a full body petticoat.

Now he cries whenever MeMaw shits herself.

male screaming (pt2)

Monday, October 18th, 2010

There is nothing more amusing than covering innocent child professionals with disgusting gnarly insects. Tragically, this photographer bypassed the amusement, and hours of mantis wrangling, and opted for the patented photoshop insert and guaranteed fail.

Aaagh!! There's photoshop bullshit on my arm!!!

Searched for: party (pt2)

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

If you look past the unusable cheesiness of this scene, you’ll notice just what freaks the Europeans are. See, he’s holding euros. You didn’t notice the euros, did you? Nope, you were too busy eyeballing the 16 year olds. It’s okay, we understand. They’re practically legal. They’re your statutory dates.

Creep with teens

Know when to walk away, know when to run...

Searched for: boy casual clothing (reader submitted)

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Someday this kid will graduate to actual firearms. Thanks a lot, Dad.

drag boy target of wet dreams

Drag boy is the target of super soaking wet dreams

Thanks Jez for this hilarious madness.

Searched for: child close-up (pt2)

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Could this possibly be a whole family of gun-wielding child maniacs? Make Momma proud!

Girl with shotgun, every parents dream

Mister, if you click one more picture I'll shoot ya...

Searched for: child close-up

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

Oh, my bad. I forgot to search for “child WITHOUT FIREARM”. I forget the basics of internet searching sometimes. This image is actually entitled, “Naked boy 8-9 with rifle”. Perfectly innocent.

Boy with rifle

I call shotgun!

Searched for: children shouting (pt 4)

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Yeah, didn’t need the zombie kids as much, but yes, they are nice..


And as if they weren’t useless enough, let’s go for photoshop bloody murder: