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My favorite stock photography site claims this is a mixed-race father and daughter. This may well be true, in which case, bless you and your diverse genetic beauty. But, could you put some shirts on and stop having face sex with the camera? Thanks.
Technically, the photography isn’t bad – they did a pretty good job with the whole miniature set thing. Her giant head and tiny legs just creeps me the hell out. Also creepy: photographers making children cry for their shot.
Thanks to Elyse M. for this creepy little worker bee.
In my first inaugural cross-contaminated guest blog, we hear from Dr. Faust, blogger over at The Lamest (who said I wasn’t interactive!!). He did all the work on this one, so you can thank him. Take it away!
This stock photo isn’t using a fish-eye lens for effect, this is an actual photo of a crystal ball which shows how we’ll deal with the large aging population in the future. It makes sense really, at diaper time you can kill two birds with one stone and a kids ability to watch hours of teletubbies means they can put up with grannies long-winded tales about entertaining troupes wearing only a full body petticoat.
There is nothing more amusing than covering innocent child professionals with disgusting gnarly insects. Tragically, this photographer bypassed the amusement, and hours of mantis wrangling, and opted for the patented photoshop insert and guaranteed fail.
If you look past the unusable cheesiness of this scene, you’ll notice just what freaks the Europeans are. See, he’s holding euros. You didn’t notice the euros, did you? Nope, you were too busy eyeballing the 16 year olds. It’s okay, we understand. They’re practically legal. They’re your statutory dates.
Someday this kid will graduate to actual firearms. Thanks a lot, Dad.
Thanks Jez for this hilarious madness.
Could this possibly be a whole family of gun-wielding child maniacs? Make Momma proud!
Oh, my bad. I forgot to search for “child WITHOUT FIREARM”. I forget the basics of internet searching sometimes. This image is actually entitled, “Naked boy 8-9 with rifle”. Perfectly innocent.
Yeah, didn’t need the zombie kids as much, but yes, they are nice..
And as if they weren’t useless enough, let’s go for photoshop bloody murder: