Archive for the ‘child abuse’ Category

Searched for: party (pt2)

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

If you look past the unusable cheesiness of this scene, you’ll notice just what freaks the Europeans are. See, he’s holding euros. You didn’t notice the euros, did you? Nope, you were too busy eyeballing the 16 year olds. It’s okay, we understand. They’re practically legal. They’re your statutory dates.

Creep with teens

Know when to walk away, know when to run...

Searched for: boy casual clothing (reader submitted)

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Someday this kid will graduate to actual firearms. Thanks a lot, Dad.

drag boy target of wet dreams

Drag boy is the target of super soaking wet dreams

Thanks Jez for this hilarious madness.


Searched for: child close-up (pt2)

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Could this possibly be a whole family of gun-wielding child maniacs? Make Momma proud!

Girl with shotgun, every parents dream

Mister, if you click one more picture I'll shoot ya...


Searched for: child close-up

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

Oh, my bad. I forgot to search for “child WITHOUT FIREARM”. I forget the basics of internet searching sometimes. This image is actually entitled, “Naked boy 8-9 with rifle”. Perfectly innocent.

Boy with rifle

I call shotgun!

Searched for: children shouting (pt 4)

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Yeah, didn’t need the zombie kids as much, but yes, they are nice..

Braiinnnnns!

And as if they weren’t useless enough, let’s go for photoshop bloody murder:

We said ... BRRRRAAAAAIIINNNNNS!!!!

Searched for: child upset (pt 5)

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Hi, I’m a photographer. I take pictures for people who give me their money. No matter how hard you try, some photos look like complete ass. Like when a kid is blinking in the freakin shot. In those cases, I would never have the audacity to sell the ass photo to a client. Except on the internet.

Satan boy whines

Ouch! I'm possessed by Lucifer!

Searched for: child upset (part 3)

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

While pictures of upset children are amusing enough, some photographers like to step it up a notch.

Child upset with furry hat

Fuzzy tears.

Searched for: fur hat

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

The search for “fur hat” unleashed an amazing avalanche of crazy – presumably because only crazies wear fur hats. We’ll let you decide…. This appears to be a child that has been abducted by a sasquatch.

Bigfoot's childhood photo

"You cute. Bigfoot keep."

Searched for: children shouting (part 2)

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)

Photoshop child abuse

I said I wanted to be a cougar!!

Fake ass photoshop of boy painted as the Earth

I said I wanted to be Jupiter!!!

Fake photoshop face paint flag of England

I'm moving to America!!!!

Photoshop face paint USA

The British are coming!!!

Don't look at me, I'm naked!!!!

Searched for: children shouting

Friday, December 18th, 2009

HELLO!! Meth dealer and PCP dealer???!!!!!!!! Make it a double!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor boy has phones strapped to his head...

Cellular lambchops.