Archive for the ‘child abuse’ Category
Searched for: Valentine’s day (pt 8)
Monday, February 15th, 2010As an evil marketer, there’s nothing worse than exploiting the obsession humans have with their offspring. Oh, except artsy photographers who know this sort of garbage will make them a buck. Sadly, the Hallmark Gods LOVE nonsensical attempts at beauty that sell paper and ink, so the cycle continues.
Searched for: child upset (pt 5)
Sunday, February 14th, 2010Hi, I’m a photographer. I take pictures for people who give me their money. No matter how hard you try, some photos look like complete ass. Like when a kid is blinking in the freakin shot. In those cases, I would never have the audacity to sell the ass photo to a client. Except on the internet.
Searched for: child upset (part 3)
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010Searched for: fur hat
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010Searched for: children shouting (part 2)
Thursday, February 4th, 2010Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)
Searched for: kids, group, happy
Friday, January 8th, 2010A good sasquatch smile is hard to find. As we all know, bigfoot pictures are few and far between. Too bad that damn creepy girl RUINED this perfectly good one. I guess I’ll photoshop her out….
Reader submitted: Thanks PH for this mythical image.












