Archive for the ‘child abuse’ Category

Searched for: children shouting (pt 4)

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Yeah, didn’t need the zombie kids as much, but yes, they are nice..

Braiinnnnns!

And as if they weren’t useless enough, let’s go for photoshop bloody murder:

We said ... BRRRRAAAAAIIINNNNNS!!!!

Searched for: Valentine’s day (pt 8)

Monday, February 15th, 2010

As an evil marketer, there’s nothing worse than exploiting the obsession humans have with their offspring. Oh, except artsy photographers who know this sort of garbage will make them a buck. Sadly, the Hallmark Gods LOVE nonsensical attempts at beauty that sell paper and ink, so the cycle continues.

Creepy dad embraces baby feet

I'm creative. Love me...

Searched for: child upset (pt 5)

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Hi, I’m a photographer. I take pictures for people who give me their money. No matter how hard you try, some photos look like complete ass. Like when a kid is blinking in the freakin shot. In those cases, I would never have the audacity to sell the ass photo to a client. Except on the internet.

Satan boy whines

Ouch! I'm possessed by Lucifer!

Searched for: child upset (part 3)

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

While pictures of upset children are amusing enough, some photographers like to step it up a notch.

Child upset with furry hat

Fuzzy tears.

Searched for: fur hat

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

The search for “fur hat” unleashed an amazing avalanche of crazy – presumably because only crazies wear fur hats. We’ll let you decide…. This appears to be a child that has been abducted by a sasquatch.

Bigfoot's childhood photo

"You cute. Bigfoot keep."

Searched for: children shouting (part 2)

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)

Photoshop child abuse

I said I wanted to be a cougar!!

Fake ass photoshop of boy painted as the Earth

I said I wanted to be Jupiter!!!

Fake photoshop face paint flag of England

I'm moving to America!!!!

Photoshop face paint USA

The British are coming!!!

Don't look at me, I'm naked!!!!

Searched for: kids, group, happy

Friday, January 8th, 2010

A good sasquatch smile is hard to find. As we all know, bigfoot pictures are few and far between. Too bad that damn creepy girl RUINED this perfectly good one. I guess I’ll photoshop her out….

Happy sasquatch/bigfoot with children

Just look at that girl ... that wild cannibal look in her eyes ... she's freaking me out.

Reader submitted: Thanks PH for this mythical image.

Searched for: children shouting

Friday, December 18th, 2009

HELLO!! Meth dealer and PCP dealer???!!!!!!!! Make it a double!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor boy has phones strapped to his head...

Cellular lambchops.