Archive for the ‘cheesy’ Category
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…

Fat head chasing his dreams
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Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
Join us on a journey through time and space … where typical, sexist nonsense is laid out before you in an undulating rope swing of fantasy. Also, buying our product makes all your man dreams come true. Thanks pagalina for this fantastical reader submission:

Advertising: where things that will never happen happen.
Tags:Another boring straight male fantasy
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Monday, February 8th, 2010
Yes, it’s your cat in a valentine you made just for him, it’s very cute. It’s not, however, worth any money to anyone. So stop trying to sell it. Thanks.

No, you're cute. No, you are. You are!
Tags:Cat valentine
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)

I said I wanted to be a cougar!!

I said I wanted to be Jupiter!!!

I'm moving to America!!!!

The British are coming!!!

Don't look at me, I'm naked!!!!
Tags:Crazy kid will scream at you if you buy him facepaint at the fair
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. That’s my little mantra when regarding CGI. As if we couldn’t tell the SAME GUY is in the rocket chair.

Oh Nooooo! My photoshop clone!
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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
Awwwwww… marketing holiday romance is in the air.

I heart you! I heart you tooooooooo!
Tags:more heart shapes., More jumping
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Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
I didn’t know you could braise greens in LSD, but I suppose the proof is in the pudding. Thanks @pagalina for this inexplicably trippy submission.

Honey, pass me the shrooms.
Tags:Can anyone tell how phony we are?
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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Hmm, is this before or after? I can’t tell.

So, are you gonna call me?
Tags:Woman freaked out by her sex doll
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Monday, January 25th, 2010
Another timeless classic. Did I say timeless? I meant piece of useless 80s garbage classic.

Don't make me come to the future and stare at you.
Tags:cheesy 80s businessman
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Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
Welp, at least you can’t see his face – saving him the ridicule from his classmates. Not to mention the endless calls from local priests.

I'm the sexiest kid on my block
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