Archive for the ‘cheesy’ Category

Searched for: money (pt 2)

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…

Man with enormous head chases dollar

Fat head chasing his dreams

Searched for: couple cooking (reader submitted)

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

I didn’t know you could braise greens in LSD, but I suppose the proof is in the pudding. Thanks @pagalina for this inexplicably trippy submission.

Couple does drugs while cooking

Honey, pass me the shrooms.

Searched for: businessman

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Another timeless classic. Did I say timeless? I meant piece of useless 80s garbage classic.

Time travel businessman means business.

Don't make me come to the future and stare at you.

Searched for: camera

Monday, December 28th, 2009

“Can you see the surprise on my face as I realistically push this button??” That’s how models “acted” back in the 90′s when this was taken. Oh wait, they still “act” that way – like people who will never be actors.

Quick, get the shot - I can't act much longer!

Searched for: thumbs up

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

Seriously? My agency paid for this image as a part of a subscription. Too bad the price wasn’t adjusted for inflation from 1989 when this image was taken …. back when high-hip mom jeans and scoliosis were cool.

Searched for: Paper Currency (part 3)

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Listen up children and listen up well. There is a reason that 99% of magicians are relegated to the birthday party circuit.

It’s because they’re freakin’ creepy.

I’m really sorry about this magicians of the world – but you’re just a smattering of white face paint away from being a clown.

bsamagic

Searched for: Paper Currency (part 2)

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

This image makes me want to break out in song. Ahem.

“Rollin down the street

With my briefcase

Sipping a latte

Laid back

With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.”

bsadolla

Searched for: businesswoman

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

There’s a whole series of these – and a bad series for every bad photo shoot. This one is special because it’s obviously from the early 90′s. Don’t think I didn’t notice the CEO power mullet, either. I did.

I'm sorry I missed your call, I'm in the future

I'm sorry I missed your call, I'm in the future