Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…
Fat head chasing his dreams
Join us on a journey through time and space … where typical, sexist nonsense is laid out before you in an undulating rope swing of fantasy. Also, buying our product makes all your man dreams come true. Thanks pagalina for this fantastical reader submission:
Advertising: where things that will never happen happen.
Yes, it’s your cat in a valentine you made just for him, it’s very cute. It’s not, however, worth any money to anyone. So stop trying to sell it. Thanks.
No, you're cute. No, you are. You are!
Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)
I said I wanted to be a cougar!!
I said I wanted to be Jupiter!!!
I'm moving to America!!!!
The British are coming!!!
Don't look at me, I'm naked!!!!
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. That’s my little mantra when regarding CGI. As if we couldn’t tell the SAME GUY is in the rocket chair.
Oh Nooooo! My photoshop clone!
Awwwwww… marketing holiday romance is in the air.
I heart you! I heart you tooooooooo!
I didn’t know you could braise greens in LSD, but I suppose the proof is in the pudding. Thanks @pagalina for this inexplicably trippy submission.
Honey, pass me the shrooms.
Hmm, is this before or after? I can’t tell.
So, are you gonna call me?
Another timeless classic. Did I say timeless? I meant piece of useless 80s garbage classic.
Don't make me come to the future and stare at you.
Welp, at least you can’t see his face – saving him the ridicule from his classmates. Not to mention the endless calls from local priests.
I'm the sexiest kid on my block