Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…
Fat head chasing his dreams
I didn’t know you could braise greens in LSD, but I suppose the proof is in the pudding. Thanks @pagalina for this inexplicably trippy submission.
Honey, pass me the shrooms.
Another timeless classic. Did I say timeless? I meant piece of useless 80s garbage classic.
Don't make me come to the future and stare at you.
“Can you see the surprise on my face as I realistically push this button??” That’s how models “acted” back in the 90′s when this was taken. Oh wait, they still “act” that way – like people who will never be actors.
Quick, get the shot - I can't act much longer!
Seriously? My agency paid for this image as a part of a subscription. Too bad the price wasn’t adjusted for inflation from 1989 when this image was taken …. back when high-hip mom jeans and scoliosis were cool.
Listen up children and listen up well. There is a reason that 99% of magicians are relegated to the birthday party circuit.
It’s because they’re freakin’ creepy.
I’m really sorry about this magicians of the world – but you’re just a smattering of white face paint away from being a clown.
This image makes me want to break out in song. Ahem.
“Rollin down the street
With my briefcase
Sipping a latte
Laid back
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.”
There’s a whole series of these – and a bad series for every bad photo shoot. This one is special because it’s obviously from the early 90′s. Don’t think I didn’t notice the CEO power mullet, either. I did.
I'm sorry I missed your call, I'm in the future
