Archive for the ‘business’ Category

Searched for: surprised businessman (redeux)

Friday, July 30th, 2010

Well kids, we finally received our first scary legal email from one of our favorite places to find the best stock photography garbage. We had to remove many of our classic favorites. It’s sad, we know. We’ll have to start licensing all of our junk from now on, like this junk here.

Hulk scared!!!

Hulk scared!!!

Searched for: blue collar worker (pt3)

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

The photographer has prudently depicted a timeless classic: the business casual ladies spank fight. It’s a scene we’ve all witnessed at the office before, and FINALLY, for a nominal licensing fee, advertisers can use this image to sell products of all kinds to needy children near and far. Or just laugh at how stupid it is.

It's my turn to use the facsimile machine!

Searched for: disabled adult (pt4)

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Dammit, how is this a trend?? Wearing your tie over your eyes doesn’t make you blind or disabled, it makes you retarded! Oh wait…..

Tie disability

I'm lost can you return me to my cubicle?

Searched for: disabled adult (pt3)

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Is being a dumbass considered a disability?

Disabled by stupidity

I'm typing!

Searched for: money (pt 2)

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…

Man with enormous head chases dollar

Fat head chasing his dreams

Searched for: businessman

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Another timeless classic. Did I say timeless? I meant piece of useless 80s garbage classic.

Time travel businessman means business.

Don't make me come to the future and stare at you.

Searched for: woman overwhelmed

Friday, January 8th, 2010

So, you’re shouting into a magnifying glass in the middle of the desert … is the overwhelming part that your tongue is searing from the sun rays or that nobody came to your meeting on a sand dune?

Woman with magnifying glass in her mouth in the desert.

Can anybody hear my big mouth??

Searched for: Paper Currency (part 2)

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

This image makes me want to break out in song. Ahem.

“Rollin down the street

With my briefcase

Sipping a latte

Laid back

With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.”

bsadolla

Searched for: Paper Currency

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

See? There are perks to coming in to work with your shirt unbuttoned and panting like a dog.

Tomorrow I’m coming into work pantsless. Momma’s gettin a raise!

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Searched for: businesswoman

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

There’s a whole series of these – and a bad series for every bad photo shoot. This one is special because it’s obviously from the early 90′s. Don’t think I didn’t notice the CEO power mullet, either. I did.

I'm sorry I missed your call, I'm in the future

I'm sorry I missed your call, I'm in the future

Searched for: surprised businessman

Friday, July 17th, 2009

I am strangely aroused by your tiny prostate!

Open wide!

Searched for: ice cream

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

You just know this guy has a windowless van.

ice cream serial killer.thb

Hey kid, wanna lick my sideburns?