Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…
Fat head chasing his dreams
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. That’s my little mantra when regarding CGI. As if we couldn’t tell the SAME GUY is in the rocket chair.
Oh Nooooo! My photoshop clone!
Another timeless classic. Did I say timeless? I meant piece of useless 80s garbage classic.
Don't make me come to the future and stare at you.
So, you’re shouting into a magnifying glass in the middle of the desert … is the overwhelming part that your tongue is searing from the sun rays or that nobody came to your meeting on a sand dune?
Can anybody hear my big mouth??
This image makes me want to break out in song. Ahem.
“Rollin down the street
With my briefcase
Sipping a latte
Laid back
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.”
See? There are perks to coming in to work with your shirt unbuttoned and panting like a dog.
Tomorrow I’m coming into work pantsless. Momma’s gettin a raise!
There’s a whole series of these – and a bad series for every bad photo shoot. This one is special because it’s obviously from the early 90’s. Don’t think I didn’t notice the CEO power mullet, either. I did.
I'm sorry I missed your call, I'm in the future
I am strangely aroused by your tiny prostate!
Open wide!
You just know this guy has a windowless van.
Hey kid, wanna lick my sideburns?