Well kids, we finally received our first scary legal email from one of our favorite places to find the best stock photography garbage. We had to remove many of our classic favorites. It’s sad, we know. We’ll have to start licensing all of our junk from now on, like this junk here.
Hulk scared!!!
The photographer has prudently depicted a timeless classic: the business casual ladies spank fight. It’s a scene we’ve all witnessed at the office before, and FINALLY, for a nominal licensing fee, advertisers can use this image to sell products of all kinds to needy children near and far. Or just laugh at how stupid it is.
It's my turn to use the facsimile machine!
Dammit, how is this a trend?? Wearing your tie over your eyes doesn’t make you blind or disabled, it makes you retarded! Oh wait…..
I'm lost can you return me to my cubicle?
Is being a dumbass considered a disability?
I'm typing!
Man, I’ll never catch up to that floating dollar with these tiny legs. Also, that weird shaft coming out of my skull concerns me a little. Maybe I should see a doctor…
Fat head chasing his dreams
Another timeless classic. Did I say timeless? I meant piece of useless 80s garbage classic.
Don't make me come to the future and stare at you.
So, you’re shouting into a magnifying glass in the middle of the desert … is the overwhelming part that your tongue is searing from the sun rays or that nobody came to your meeting on a sand dune?
Can anybody hear my big mouth??
This image makes me want to break out in song. Ahem.
“Rollin down the street
With my briefcase
Sipping a latte
Laid back
With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.”
See? There are perks to coming in to work with your shirt unbuttoned and panting like a dog.
Tomorrow I’m coming into work pantsless. Momma’s gettin a raise!
There’s a whole series of these – and a bad series for every bad photo shoot. This one is special because it’s obviously from the early 90′s. Don’t think I didn’t notice the CEO power mullet, either. I did.
I'm sorry I missed your call, I'm in the future
I am strangely aroused by your tiny prostate!
Open wide!
You just know this guy has a windowless van.
Hey kid, wanna lick my sideburns?
