Ohhhhhhh, you thought you were done looking at stupid painted metallic hands. Nope. It never ends. EVER!
FEEL my glitter sheen!!
Nor do the objects held by metal hands:
I have an idea - STOP WASTING FILM!!
Join us on a journey through time and space … where typical, sexist nonsense is laid out before you in an undulating rope swing of fantasy. Also, buying our product makes all your man dreams come true. Thanks pagalina for this fantastical reader submission:
Advertising: where things that will never happen happen.
Look, people…. it’s not that we WANT to keep posting semi-nude Hooters girls trying to be sexy models – it’s that WE HAVE TO. If I have to look at them, you have to look at them. I’m at work, see? I’m not at home, enjoying my Hooters Girl Calendar in the privacy of my creepy computer room in the basement. I’m trying to find images for advertising for clients OTHER THAN HOOTERS while my boss is in the room. Is anyone else annoyed yet?
So, you want the focal point to be my stool, right?
And another classic example of the pervy photographer convincing eager models that this image will definitely make them a star!!!!
How can I possibly use this image???? Tell me, I'm asking.
Um, she appears to be happy. Oh yes, she’s threatening to unleash happy all over your stupid face.
Don't make me make you happy... I'll do it.
I didn’t know you could braise greens in LSD, but I suppose the proof is in the pudding. Thanks @pagalina for this inexplicably trippy submission.
Honey, pass me the shrooms.