Archive for the ‘artist fail’ Category

Searched for: disabled adult (pt6)

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

You’re kidding right? Oh no, I forgot… you’re an artist – everything you create is a masterpiece! The photographer/artist named this, “wheelchair disabled nude decapitation handicapped”. Got to give it to him, not having a head can be a challenge.

Give yourself a hug. Everything will be alright.

Searched for: cat (pt2)

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

Oh loooook, 60s cat had kittens! I’m going to name them Bob, Ross and Happy Little Cloud!

illustration of kittens cerca 1969

Bob Ross may be dead, but his paintings will live forever.

Searched for: cat

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Yep, it’s a cat. Barely. I didn’t know you could scan old library books and sell it as “stock photography”. There are so many things I don’t know…

A crappy cat illustration scanned from an old library book

If you stare at his "face" long enough, you warp through time and land in the 60s.

Searched for: children shouting (pt 5)

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

HoLee Shit. Can you really get away with selling shit that looks worse than clip art? Worse than a child could do? Worse than a color blind horse’s ass that just dropped it’s pile of poo on a blind man’s lap and the blind man made a painting of it and another blind man scanned it into illustrator and then traced it? Can you really??? Apparently you can.

Our maker doesn't love us!