Archive for the ‘animal cruelty’ Category

Searched for: fireplace

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Ohhhhhhhh, so close. It was ALMOST the BEST IMAGE EVER. If only Snuggles had looked up at that moment like Stinky and Twinky. Oh well, let’s sell it to a stock photo site anyway.

Picture of cats in front of fireplace

Pictures of your cats do not an advertisement make.

Searched for: Valentine’s day (part 5)

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Yes, it’s your cat in a valentine you made just for him, it’s very cute. It’s not, however, worth any money to anyone. So stop trying to sell it. Thanks.

Kitten valentine

No, you're cute. No, you are. You are!

Searched for: kissing

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GROSS.

Ok, now smell my ass.