Bad Stock Art

Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)

I said I wanted to be a cougar!!

I said I wanted to be Jupiter!!!

I'm moving to America!!!!

The British are coming!!!

Don't look at me, I'm naked!!!!

Nope, I don’t see Santa either. I see a totally incoherent photo of an “evil woman wearing a reindeer costume” and a trainer bra. This image is perfect for when it’s time to tell the kids that reindeer are real and they have feelings, too. Angry feelings.

Rudolf the emo reindeer.

Wait, so let me figure this one out … she’s making a nice healthy dinner and sharing some red wine … he grabs for a slice of carrot … she stabs him in the eye with a carrot. Perfect! The only thing that could make this more perfect is if they had balloon heads.

Shanked by a carrot shiv!!!

Aw. Real classy Santa.

See. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I PISS IN YOUR MILK.