Archive for the ‘anger’ Category

Searched for: children shouting (part 2)

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)

Photoshop child abuse

I said I wanted to be a cougar!!

Fake ass photoshop of boy painted as the Earth

I said I wanted to be Jupiter!!!

Fake photoshop face paint flag of England

I'm moving to America!!!!

Photoshop face paint USA

The British are coming!!!

Don't look at me, I'm naked!!!!

Searched for Santa Claus (part 2)

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Nope, I don’t see Santa either. I see a totally incoherent photo of an “evil woman wearing a reindeer costume” and a trainer bra. This image is perfect for when it’s time to tell the kids that reindeer are real and they have feelings, too. Angry feelings.

Rudolf the emo reindeer.

Searched for: angry girlfriend (part 2)

Friday, December 11th, 2009

Wait, so let me figure this one out … she’s making a nice healthy dinner and sharing some red wine … he grabs for a slice of carrot … she stabs him in the eye with a carrot. Perfect! The only thing that could make this more perfect is if they had balloon heads.

Shanked by a carrot shiv!!!

Searched for: Santa Claus

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Aw. Real classy Santa.

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See. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I PISS IN YOUR MILK.