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Searched for: hands close-up

Note to professional models seeking work: if you get propositioned by a motivated photographer with buckets of metallic body paint: RUN AWAY. Otherwise you’ll have to get naked and paint yourself up for a never-ending photo shoot featuring you and your glittery, submissive skin. If you’re that desperate for cash, be sure you get paid up front and say ‘no thanks’ to a percentage of the royalties. Because no one is going to buy that shit.

Metallic hands firing gun

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

It really never ends…

More stupid metallic hands

High 5 on fumes!

Gawd damn stinking metallic hands

I have a cup.

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2 Responses to “Searched for: hands close-up”

  1. Meryl Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 10:06 am

    I love how some of these aren’t just one-off shots, but whole series of nonsense revolving around the same ridiculous concept. So good.

  2. badstockart Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Totally, I like to think about how long the whole process must have taken. The vision … the planning …scheduling, setting up the camera(s) and the lighting … hiring the models (or using your girlfriend/wife), the hair, the makeup, the TOTAL BODY COVERAGE in metallic paint … so much dedication toward such a hilarious set of photos. Man, I should start a blog about this stuff. :D

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