yoga

October 13th, 2014 by badstockart
contortionist-reading

Isn’t yoga already boring? Don’t make me read books, too.

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Speech Bubble

May 7th, 2013 by badstockart

Perfect for wizard clown casino and titty bar. Useless for anything else.

Wizard Clown Titty Bar

Also knife and weird jelly fish.

 

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dog

March 19th, 2013 by badstockart

Dog in dryer

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actor

September 4th, 2012 by badstockart

there’s a lot of bad acting going on in stock photography. mostly douchebag creeps with cameras act like photographers to get girls to naked. then, to continue the assault, they publish their soft porn pics and we’re supposed to act like it’s artistic:

Then again, theater is dumb and someone might as well get naked.

Married dorks

Jersey Fairy

Who you callin fairy?

Mime with CD Rom

Tongue Actor

Tiger Man

Get some hair plugs, tiger.

Watermelon Mime

Your cousin vinny

Cartoon girl

Sexy actress

Don’t cry, your agent will call any minute I just know it!

Nope, I didn’t rotate the image.

 

Uhhhhh…

The artist named this “Steve McQueen” and made a snot bubble fly out of his nose. Thanks for those things.

 

Lonely freak

Lonely freak.

 

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pregnant

June 22nd, 2012 by badstockart

See anything you like?

Pregnant present

I made you a present!

 

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graduation

June 21st, 2012 by badstockart

Happy Graduation, everyone!

Creepy old man in underwear graduation

Punch and circumstance!

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safe sex (NSFW)

March 30th, 2012 by badstockart

Well, if these don’t prevent sex, I don’t know what will.

Safe Sex Cartoon

See anything you like?

Cartoon Family Uses Condom for Safe Sex

Family Fun

 

Stop Aids With Bananas

You know what stops AIDS? Banana condoms.

Stop AIDS. With Pickles.

And pickle hats.


Vegetable sex orgy. With condoms.

And creepy, condom vegetable orgies?

 

Safe Sex Double Penetration Banana

Ooh. Double Penetration

 

Condom Fruit Approved.

Aaaayyyyyyyyyyyy.

 

King of Penises

The Penis King Approves

 

Santa Penis.

So does Santa Penis.

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woman sitting

March 12th, 2012 by badstockart

Only the grace of an elegant woman can make sitting inside a toilet look classy.

Toilet Legs

Plus it vibrates!

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Eye Doctor

February 27th, 2012 by badstockart

Look, eyeball health is no joke. It’s serious, see?

Eyeball Glasses

Eyeglasses!! See what I did there??

Well, these assholes approve and they are real, true doctors:

Eye doctor gives the thumbs up

Thumb!

Eye surgeon is exited!

Best friends!

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House

February 17th, 2012 by badstockart

Another boring Friday night. Keeping it steamy.

Steam my blouse - hit the club -
Steam my blouse - hit the club!

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