The search for “fur hat” unleashed an amazing avalanche of crazy – presumably because only crazies wear fur hats. We’ll let you decide…. This appears to be a child that has been abducted by a sasquatch.
"You cute. Bigfoot keep."
Look, people…. it’s not that we WANT to keep posting semi-nude Hooters girls trying to be sexy models – it’s that WE HAVE TO. If I have to look at them, you have to look at them. I’m at work, see? I’m not at home, enjoying my Hooters Girl Calendar in the privacy of my creepy computer room in the basement. I’m trying to find images for advertising for clients OTHER THAN HOOTERS while my boss is in the room. Is anyone else annoyed yet?
So, you want the focal point to be my stool, right?
And another classic example of the pervy photographer convincing eager models that this image will definitely make them a star!!!!
How can I possibly use this image???? Tell me, I'm asking.
Yes, it’s your cat in a valentine you made just for him, it’s very cute. It’s not, however, worth any money to anyone. So stop trying to sell it. Thanks.
No, you're cute. No, you are. You are!
Yep, another super fabulous artsy photoshop series – I’m going to call it, “Photoshop Sextasy”
Oh yeahhh, render that bitmap all over my face.
And a little creepier, but equally nonsensical and pseudo-dramatic sensual.
You're so hot when your skin slides off your face.
Well, I didn’t plan to make out with a sensual man and his waffle cone today, but … I can’t …. look away…. must … lick…
Man impregnates ice cream with face
While we needed the ice cream to be melting, there’s NO WAY we were about to pay for one of those crazy expensive food photographers. Although, they might not have made the ice cream look like shit.
This ice cream tastes like ass!
Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)
I said I wanted to be a cougar!!
I said I wanted to be Jupiter!!!
I'm moving to America!!!!
The British are coming!!!
Don't look at me, I'm naked!!!!
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. That’s my little mantra when regarding CGI. As if we couldn’t tell the SAME GUY is in the rocket chair.
Oh Nooooo! My photoshop clone!
Awwwwww… marketing holiday romance is in the air.
I heart you! I heart you tooooooooo!
Um, she appears to be happy. Oh yes, she’s threatening to unleash happy all over your stupid face.
Don't make me make you happy... I'll do it.