yoga
October 13th, 2014 by badbadman
Isn’t yoga already boring? Don’t make me read books, too.
Speech Bubble
May 7th, 2013 by badbadmanPerfect for wizard clown casino and titty bar. Useless for anything else.
Also knife and weird jelly fish.
dog
March 19th, 2013 by badbadman
actor
September 4th, 2012 by badbadmanthere’s a lot of bad acting going on in stock photography. mostly douchebag creeps with cameras act like photographers to get girls to naked. then, to continue the assault, they publish their soft porn pics and we’re supposed to act like it’s artistic:
Then again, theater is dumb and someone might as well get naked.
Who you callin fairy?
Get some hair plugs, tiger.
Don’t cry, your agent will call any minute I just know it!
Nope, I didn’t rotate the image.
Uhhhhh…
The artist named this “Steve McQueen” and made a snot bubble fly out of his nose. Thanks for those things.
Lonely freak.
pregnant
June 22nd, 2012 by badbadmanSee anything you like?
I made you a present!
graduation
June 21st, 2012 by badbadmanHappy Graduation, everyone!
Punch and circumstance!
safe sex (NSFW)
March 30th, 2012 by badbadmanWell, if these don’t prevent sex, I don’t know what will.
See anything you like?
Family Fun
You know what stops AIDS? Banana condoms.
And pickle hats.
And creepy, condom vegetable orgies?
Ooh. Double Penetration
Aaaayyyyyyyyyyyy.
The Penis King Approves
So does Santa Penis.
woman sitting
March 12th, 2012 by badbadmanOnly the grace of an elegant woman can make sitting inside a toilet look classy.
Plus it vibrates!
Eye Doctor
February 27th, 2012 by badbadmanLook, eyeball health is no joke. It’s serious, see?
Eyeglasses!! See what I did there??
Well, these assholes approve and they are real, true doctors:
Thumb!
Best friends!
House
February 17th, 2012 by badbadmanAnother boring Friday night. Keeping it steamy.
Steam my blouse - hit the club -
Steam my blouse - hit the club!
