February 9th, 2010 by badstockart
The search for “fur hat” unleashed an amazing avalanche of crazy – presumably because only crazies wear fur hats. We’ll let you decide…. This appears to be a child that has been abducted by a sasquatch.

"You cute. Bigfoot keep."
Tags: Child of bigfoot
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February 9th, 2010 by badstockart
Look, people…. it’s not that we WANT to keep posting semi-nude Hooters girls trying to be sexy models – it’s that WE HAVE TO. If I have to look at them, you have to look at them. I’m at work, see? I’m not at home, enjoying my Hooters Girl Calendar in the privacy of my creepy computer room in the basement. I’m trying to find images for advertising for clients OTHER THAN HOOTERS while my boss is in the room. Is anyone else annoyed yet?

So, you want the focal point to be my stool, right?
And another classic example of the pervy photographer convincing eager models that this image will definitely make them a star!!!!

How can I possibly use this image???? Tell me, I'm asking.
Tags: Valentines day smut
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February 8th, 2010 by badstockart
Yes, it’s your cat in a valentine you made just for him, it’s very cute. It’s not, however, worth any money to anyone. So stop trying to sell it. Thanks.

No, you're cute. No, you are. You are!
Tags: Cat valentine
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February 5th, 2010 by badstockart
Yep, another super fabulous artsy photoshop series – I’m going to call it, “Photoshop Sextasy”

Oh yeahhh, render that bitmap all over my face.
And a little creepier, but equally nonsensical and pseudo-dramatic sensual.

You're so hot when your skin slides off your face.
Tags: Melting photoshop ladies
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February 5th, 2010 by badstockart
Well, I didn’t plan to make out with a sensual man and his waffle cone today, but … I can’t …. look away…. must … lick…

Man impregnates ice cream with face
Tags: Man making out with delicious waffle cone
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February 4th, 2010 by badstockart
While we needed the ice cream to be melting, there’s NO WAY we were about to pay for one of those crazy expensive food photographers. Although, they might not have made the ice cream look like shit.

This ice cream tastes like ass!
Tags: Ice cream poop
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February 4th, 2010 by badstockart
Just so you know, we were searching for children shouting in an excited happy FUN way – but we certainly weren’t looking for psychopathic episodes and/or photoshop face paint. this ingenious SERIES goes on beyond infinity……. i swear…. (and back to my photoshop mantra, just because you can….)

I said I wanted to be a cougar!!

I said I wanted to be Jupiter!!!

I'm moving to America!!!!

The British are coming!!!

Don't look at me, I'm naked!!!!
Tags: Crazy kid will scream at you if you buy him facepaint at the fair
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February 4th, 2010 by badstockart
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. That’s my little mantra when regarding CGI. As if we couldn’t tell the SAME GUY is in the rocket chair.

Oh Nooooo! My photoshop clone!
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February 3rd, 2010 by badstockart
Awwwwww… marketing holiday romance is in the air.

I heart you! I heart you tooooooooo!
Tags: more heart shapes., More jumping
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February 3rd, 2010 by badstockart
Um, she appears to be happy. Oh yes, she’s threatening to unleash happy all over your stupid face.

Don't make me make you happy... I'll do it.
Tags: Woman unfurls her happiness.
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