May 7th, 2013 by badstockart
Perfect for wizard clown casino and titty bar. Useless for anything else.
Also knife and weird jelly fish.
September 4th, 2012 by badstockart
there’s a lot of bad acting going on in stock photography. mostly douchebag creeps with cameras act like photographers to get girls to naked. then, to continue the assault, they publish their soft porn pics and we’re supposed to act like it’s artistic:
Then again, theater is dumb and someone might as well get naked.
Who you callin fairy?
Get some hair plugs, tiger.
Don’t cry, your agent will call any minute I just know it!
Nope, I didn’t rotate the image.
The artist named this “Steve McQueen” and made a snot bubble fly out of his nose. Thanks for those things.
June 21st, 2012 by badstockart
Happy Graduation, everyone!
Punch and circumstance!
March 30th, 2012 by badstockart
Well, if these don’t prevent sex, I don’t know what will.
See anything you like?
You know what stops AIDS? Banana condoms.
And pickle hats.
And creepy, condom vegetable orgies?
Ooh. Double Penetration
The Penis King Approves
So does Santa Penis.
March 12th, 2012 by badstockart
Only the grace of an elegant woman can make sitting inside a toilet look classy.
Plus it vibrates!
February 27th, 2012 by badstockart
Look, eyeball health is no joke. It’s serious, see?
Eyeglasses!! See what I did there??
Well, these assholes approve and they are real, true doctors:
February 17th, 2012 by badstockart
Another boring Friday night. Keeping it steamy.
Steam my blouse - hit the club -
Steam my blouse - hit the club!