Searched for: st patricks day

March 17th, 2010 by badstockart

Well kids, there’s a sexploitation o’ plenty this St. Patty’s Day. Don’t believe me? Do you see the butt crack on that busty cartoon girl? Yeah, and plenty o’ pervy photographers to go around, too. Cheers! And Happy Sex Patrick’s Day!

St. Patrick's cartoon sex slave

Um, did you want to pinch some part of me? Any part of me that you notice, go ahead...

And there’s plenty more from the real world …

Sloppy drunk girl exploited

Yeah, just dump it all over yourself, you'll look great from this angle.


Sexism! In real time!!!

Hispanic girl gets in on the action

Don't forget to wear green. Oh, and a shirt, too.

Searched for: cell phone

March 16th, 2010 by badstockart

What? You don’t see the cell phone? Yeah, we didn’t either. It’s tucked into his ’special helmet’. The description of the image says “bricklayer with cell phone”.

Bricklayer with cellphone? Really??

Have you seen my baseball?

Searched for: house close-up (pt 3)

March 15th, 2010 by badstockart

Alice in garbage-land? It is mighty sad and astonishing the number of undoubtedly male photographers who get off by supplying models with t&a revealing wardrobes – whether or not it has anything to do with the subject matter. And what is the subject of this shot anyway? Burning trash? Is the whole house burnt down? Where’s the Cheshire Cat?

Alice in garbage land?

We're shooting for a new magazine, "My Nonsense Fantasies". Should be on bottom shelves in 7-11 by next year.

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Searched for: house close-up (pt 2)

March 13th, 2010 by badstockart

Yeahhhhh, we’ve all played that game with Mom’s latex gloves floating in the sink. What we all didn’t do is expect people to pay money for pictures of playtime. These sorta remind me of a zombie coming at me trying to grab my boobs – if I had boobs.

Rubber gloves in the sink

Zombie gloves need love, too.

Searched for: house close-up

March 12th, 2010 by badstockart

You really shouldn’t sell your 3rd grade student’s school project to a major stock photography site. There are child labor laws, you know.

The perfect play-doh house

Mommy, can I go out and play now??

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Searched for: broken (pt 2)

March 11th, 2010 by badstockart

Ahhh yes. You can see the anguish in her eyes. You can touch the pain in her corduroy hat. You can taste the savory relevance to my image search in the broken glass shards… Bellissimo.

Will this make me happy?

Searched for: resurrect (we’re back y’all)

March 6th, 2010 by badstockart

We’re back y’all!!! Back from the deadly grip of a hacker and his hundreds of yellow CG zombie arms. Nearly lost us into a CG sea for eternity.

Yes, you in the back...

Searched for: broken (like our site)

March 4th, 2010 by badstockart

Look y’all, our junk is broke! I’m trying to fix the back-end of our blog, but for now, you’ll just have to punch your laptops in a spiteful rage…

Searched for: child hands

March 1st, 2010 by badstockart

okay, so, did this kid just high five a rainbow? excuse me, high ten. also, do people know what a lens flare filter is? it’s a button you click in photo shop that makes your composition instantly look like crap.

Mommy, the rainbow touched me...

Searched for: children shouting (pt 5)

February 27th, 2010 by badstockart

HoLee Shit. Can you really get away with selling shit that looks worse than clip art? Worse than a child could do? Worse than a color blind horse’s ass that just dropped it’s pile of poo on a blind man’s lap and the blind man made a painting of it and another blind man scanned it into illustrator and then traced it? Can you really??? Apparently you can.

Our maker doesn't love us!